@kinsmed Jan 19, 2017
The end of an era. Sorry, kids.
https://t.co/LZiZsDfy88

@kinsmed Jan 20, 2017
#ThanksObama

@kinsmed Jan 20, 2017
I may take a break from the news… but I won’t stop… https://t.co/6JZ7dwVli5

@kinsmed Jan 20, 2017
Trumpistan, day 1. https://t.co/fpzHyhgo08

@kinsmed Jan 21, 2017
Somebody tell The Don that Canadian tourists are NOT immigrants. https://t.co/pXrpW9B9Ip

@kinsmed Jan 21, 2017
Trumpistan, day 2. https://t.co/uvkJnqqiuH

@kinsmed Jan 22, 2017
Trumpistan, day 3. https://t.co/yBTd6tcwiL

@kinsmed Jan 22, 2017
Hey, Fourth Estate- you created him, now you can suffer from him. https://t.co/widWbIF5ND

@kinsmed Jan 23, 2017
Oil subsidies top $50BILLION. But we can’t spare 150million for art. https://t.co/HjBHPpiizy

@kinsmed Jan 23, 2017
I thought this didn’t happen in a well-armed populace. https://t.co/1r43e0jFb8

@kinsmed Jan 23, 2017
Trumpistan, day 4. https://t.co/O1M8BdfKjj

@kinsmed Jan 24, 2017
43000 to ‘Make America Great Again’… How many to make it historic? https://t.co/6L1JUVznWi

@kinsmed Jan 24, 2017
Trumpistan, day 5. https://t.co/mwWv1uCd7X

@kinsmed Jan 24, 2017
If you web developers require a click to get to a click to get to a story…

@kinsmed Jan 24, 2017
If it’s EVER under 50%, it’s “rigged”. https://t.co/F55seGFi93

@kinsmed Jan 24, 2017
ANY servicemember knows about ‘posse comitatus’. So would Trump if he were ever elected to ANYTHING. https://t.co/ORBNn92sCP

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
After it is disproven The Don will concede the election? https://t.co/L6Ij7D0sJB

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
Agent O’Grady, don’t you know gun owners only shoot progressive presidents. https://t.co/G8FzLRJwOn

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
“…a Republican best known for his defense of the Confederate flag…” https://t.co/YsPkZG17o2

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
Ask your doctor if reproduction is right for you… or anyone. https://t.co/z6LagUMVqb

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
Hey, everybody! Let’s play “What… If… The Tables… Were Turned!” https://t.co/kT5bwhddH9

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
Not if you’re trying to starve an agency to privatize it. https://t.co/0Od37Irz6h

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
Trump is turning fed agencies into ‘do-nothing’ bodies. Like Congress. https://t.co/EBYcu1YW9W

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
Step 1; silence a free press. https://t.co/Pd23q3qTqu

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
So you’re okay with him grabbing you? https://t.co/OPvcCMySdh

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
Relax, Kim Jong Un. Our dictator’s already working on it. https://t.co/LHlSX4xRAB

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
Trumpistan, day 5. https://t.co/OPwZvuZ6NS

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
@thesamdaly
Jeez, Sam. Sorry about your dad. He seems like a resilient guy. He should be ‘up’ up’ and away’ real soon.

@kinsmed Jan 25, 2017
Still waiting for the order on compulsory voting. https://t.co/cIFYlZN1me

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
Yup. An “alt-gov” is the logical next step. https://t.co/k3bDyk2aI2

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
I’ve assembled https://t.co/zyUcaY1Rfu
inspired by @StollmeyerEU
… a Belgian.

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
Hmmm… https://t.co/ysW4P6qWFU

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
Manchurian Candidate is now Manchurian Buffoon. https://t.co/Dxw8Vdp8S3

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
Don’t believe scientists? Tell your doctor he doesn’t need to wash his hands before your surgery. #whysciencematters

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
Don’t believe scientists? Throw your excretion out in the street. Call weather forecasting satanic. #whysciencematters

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
Protest against penicillin mold being injected into your children. Let bees die. Eat your seed corn. #whysciencematters

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
“Science!” -Thomas Dolby #whysciencematters

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
Trumpistan, day 6. https://t.co/OHL4hAAv2x

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
It is getting harder to limit ‘Trumpistan’ outrages to one a day.

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
Run away, @RandallDurant
! Run away from the truth! #whysciencematters

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
#TheOriginalPlanWas
Congress would represent US.

@kinsmed Jan 26, 2017
Having a kid means; you think you need to turn on the air purifier, but it’s already on.

@kinsmed Jan 27, 2017
“I am a leaf on the wind. A yuge leaf, really. Yuge. Everybody says so.” https://t.co/eMHIfeF1iP

@kinsmed Jan 27, 2017
@CaseyCalipygian
@DianaC_Q Female physicians have lower patient mortality rates; it IS super important. Now go get some sleep, doc. https://t.co/1BnmqXJHJJ

@kinsmed Jan 27, 2017
Watch the cons do a 180 about Obama’s collateral damage cost. https://t.co/x8r4GvWZT4

@kinsmed Jan 27, 2017
Imagine his rage when repealing ACA kills 43000 annually. Right? https://t.co/3BR082Rp2z

@kinsmed Jan 27, 2017
Not a problem for President ‘Art of The Deal’ Trump. Right? https://t.co/uEME3E24iN

@kinsmed Jan 28, 2017
Trumpistan, day 7. https://t.co/zahtCPIpW3

@kinsmed Jan 28, 2017
The Eh-Team. #CanadianizedFilms

@kinsmed Jan 28, 2017
What an immature thing to do. https://t.co/SAQrfrimHm

@kinsmed Jan 28, 2017
I’m gonna give Fox News some credit for telling this story. https://t.co/NzE815M6TN

@kinsmed Jan 28, 2017
I Love Sausage Rolls #MeatyMoviesOrSongs

@kinsmed Jan 28, 2017
All of these people used to respect America. https://t.co/igsI8bNnvG

@kinsmed Jan 28, 2017
Maybe this is why nobody attacks Canada? “When goods don’t cross borders, soldiers will.” https://t.co/MFlE7HlaoD
https://t.co/dcgIq6ruQh

@kinsmed Jan 28, 2017
Trumpistan, day 8. https://t.co/oU1Udj6hzG

@kinsmed Jan 29, 2017
Such agony that there is no Colbert Report to address these days.

@kinsmed Jan 29, 2017
Which America are you? https://t.co/CJw31kj1TO

@kinsmed Jan 29, 2017
Trumpistan, day 9. https://t.co/hSVl83l72p

@kinsmed Jan 30, 2017
“This land is my land, This land is my land, This land is my land…” https://t.co/MO8eLoXpgN

@kinsmed Jan 30, 2017
I don’t remember the Democrats getting outraged when the GOP did the same thing to Obama FOR A YEAR. https://t.co/kJbodw253i

@kinsmed Jan 30, 2017
Trumpistan, day 10. https://t.co/Zj0QH5EOnu

@kinsmed Jan 31, 2017
Trumpistan, day 11. https://t.co/2clHARnR7w

@kinsmed Feb 1, 2017
I wondered how we were gonna pay for that. #PutThatSwampOverHere
https://t.co/xHaPz8Rht0

@kinsmed Feb 1, 2017
Trumpistan, day 12. https://t.co/uUqjd25MUU

@kinsmed Feb 2, 2017
Trumpistan, day 13. https://t.co/SbUfdZSucN

@kinsmed Feb 3, 2017
Whose Gov Is It Anyway. https://t.co/t9XX4B4sZw

@kinsmed Feb 3, 2017
Lock her up! Lock her up! Loc… uh-oh… https://t.co/itZ3QPXKZZ

@kinsmed Feb 4, 2017
Trumpistan, day 14. https://t.co/cPGCydPpSR

@kinsmed Feb 4, 2017
Trumpistan, day 15. https://t.co/oLNxbLxJp9

@kinsmed Feb 5, 2017
wordle (/”wərd uhl/) v. The creation of a word to draw attention to oneself.

@kinsmed Feb 5, 2017
Use the other $2million for finishing school for Trump. https://t.co/CsC5UPzDoX

@kinsmed Feb 5, 2017
Watch the Secret anti-antiperspirant commercials again. And turn on the closed-captioning.

@kinsmed Feb 5, 2017
Absolutely the pinnacle of GOP bullshit. https://t.co/OXUiFCug0Q

@kinsmed Feb 5, 2017
Trumpistan, day 16. https://t.co/2llx8EE0Hs

@kinsmed Feb 6, 2017
…the state is expected to be under water in nine years… https://t.co/sjwqk328M2

@kinsmed Feb 6, 2017
Hey, if it’ll keep me off their mailing list… https://t.co/JuCISRoCDm

@kinsmed Feb 6, 2017
“SJWs” are people that complain. So… if you complain about SJWs…

@kinsmed Feb 6, 2017
YEAH! We’ve been advocating for your guys every time a WLIIA announcement shows up on the Facebook page. https://t.co/SSjaKUhrIg

@kinsmed Feb 6, 2017
Fidel CastorOil #SoftenABadGuy

@kinsmed Feb 6, 2017
Don CurlyOnes #SoftenABadGuy

@kinsmed Feb 6, 2017
Steve Funion #SoftenABadGuy

@kinsmed Feb 6, 2017
Trumpistan, day 17. https://t.co/BtDrJwLVwf

@kinsmed Feb 7, 2017
How do I know this isn’t Fake News©? https://t.co/N7VQUcKVzK

@kinsmed Feb 7, 2017
Remember to arm all children. Y’know, grizzlies are dangerous! https://t.co/Se8gNV0Etc

@kinsmed Feb 7, 2017
What is we teaching our chilldrun… https://t.co/aKPx7bpFa3

@kinsmed Feb 7, 2017
While You Were Asleep (and having bad dreams…) https://t.co/pdHruFLfay

@kinsmed Feb 7, 2017
Trumpistan, day 18. https://t.co/UOpHm7Tk76

@kinsmed Feb 8, 2017
Trump Doctrine; “Nuh-uh”. https://t.co/uaTajY1Om6

@kinsmed Feb 8, 2017
Trumpistan, day 19. https://t.co/T3U19VoBuH

@kinsmed Feb 8, 2017
Go ahead and start drafting up the Articles of Impeachment. https://t.co/6UV6JYYyR2

@kinsmed Feb 9, 2017
“Uphold the Constitution”… unless… y’know… https://t.co/SBUXaurc1l

@kinsmed Feb 10, 2017
Trumpistan, day 20. https://t.co/B33bRDXSpi

@kinsmed Feb 10, 2017
Is America Great yet? https://t.co/STjuJCVCRW

@kinsmed Feb 10, 2017
Trumpistan, day 21. https://t.co/W9v6Soyygy

@kinsmed Feb 11, 2017
I knew you were an angel on Earth. Thank you for Exhibit #897. https://t.co/N634arEsHF

@kinsmed Feb 11, 2017
Trumpistan, day 22. https://t.co/UVxBQXqt2Z

@kinsmed Feb 12, 2017
Congratulations, America. You are now creating refugees as well. https://t.co/FKXmYwsSgD

@kinsmed Feb 12, 2017
Trumpistan, day 23. https://t.co/vtvCvPkIVq

@kinsmed Feb 13, 2017
The number of politicians arrested exceeds the number terrorists killing Americans. https://t.co/Lew50MXXCb

@kinsmed Feb 13, 2017
Damned straight! Next step… https://t.co/SDe2WdMxXi

@kinsmed Feb 13, 2017
Trumpistan, day 24. https://t.co/t1t3bWZ0XE

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
How soon before The Don is handing his sword to Vlad the Usurper?

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
You Know You Want Me To Trump U. #WhiteHouseCandyHearts

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
I Won’t Use A Con Way. #WhiteHouseCandyHearts

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
Wanna Be My 2nd Lady? #WhiteHouseCandyHearts

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
The Devil is in the details. https://t.co/IXWBQ57yWT

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
Trump is right about one thing… Obama is taking too much time off.

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
Trump has an Air Force One, a Marine One, he just needed a Navy One. https://t.co/Q1sfEvFbwg

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
How does posterity continually allow these double standards for the GOP? https://t.co/Ap19IRCmVc

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
“I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies…” (military oath)

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
Thank The Don that this is Fake News™. https://t.co/YYo4vf6jNR

IsAmericaGreatYet

?

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
This is what Obama meant by ‘give him a chance…’ (to hang himself).

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
Trumpistan, day 25. https://t.co/NcIUJF7vgj

@kinsmed Feb 14, 2017
Does it feel like Moby is better informed than anyone in Trump’s staff? https://t.co/Jc2Q2KpYrK

@kinsmed Feb 15, 2017
WHAT?!! #revolvingdooralliances
https://t.co/FvUl77Cvm8

@kinsmed Feb 15, 2017
Lock her up! Lock her up… Am I doing this right? https://t.co/DFyOD7suTN

@kinsmed Feb 15, 2017
Remember when massacres were called a ‘mental health crisis’, then swept away? Horrific irony, thy name is GOP. https://t.co/87CBtpFAhS

@kinsmed Feb 16, 2017
Trumpistan, day 26. https://t.co/FQAslgInb4

@kinsmed Feb 16, 2017
Soooo… according to Trump… this press conference didn’t happen today? https://t.co/5D1rhp1hFR

@kinsmed Feb 16, 2017
A sign of things to come; @TEDTalks
disabled comments to a Talk about abuse against minority women. #aDayWithout https://t.co/6JnUjroap2

@kinsmed Feb 16, 2017
“I yield the reminder of my time to my opponent.” Here’s more rope, Mr. Trump. https://t.co/hwDr5UXMy8

@kinsmed Feb 16, 2017
Mr. Trump, what is your definition of ‘Great’? https://t.co/iMJvTtMeeS

@kinsmed Feb 16, 2017
Trumpistan, day 27. https://t.co/m1IEQomfL5

@kinsmed Feb 17, 2017
Less than 30 days in… and he wants to flee the sunlight. Any more questions? https://t.co/rP7SmHOmUe

@kinsmed Feb 17, 2017
Suppermen #Change2LettersRuinAFilm

@kinsmed Feb 17, 2017
Loaf Story #Change2LettersRuinAFilm

@kinsmed Feb 17, 2017
WAS #Change2LettersRuinAFilm

@kinsmed Feb 17, 2017
Trumpistan, day 28. https://t.co/RSYGJxddvx

@kinsmed Feb 18, 2017
This is not even waiting until the end of the day. Trumpistan, day 29. https://t.co/UMrGquHLXU

@kinsmed Feb 18, 2017

NationalDrinkWineDay

Even Trump Wines? https://t.co/UMrGquHLXU

@kinsmed Feb 19, 2017
The horror of a fantasy-league presidency, that is. https://t.co/i9L77UlS5L

@kinsmed Feb 19, 2017
‘Terp’ defies Trump; now seeks to serve America first-hand. https://t.co/wAFF51CHXt

@kinsmed Feb 19, 2017
Trumpistan, day 29. https://t.co/yuIXLx1bXS

@kinsmed Feb 20, 2017
Donny, the only thing that is getting massacred is the truth. https://t.co/xqG6relpqZ

@kinsmed Feb 20, 2017
If you were good you wouldn’t need to campaign at all. Which is why he thinks he needs four years. https://t.co/CFvTNnZPLw

@kinsmed Feb 20, 2017
Love is all ya need. https://t.co/WkBPZAKlkD

@kinsmed Feb 20, 2017
A month of President Trump, by the numbers. https://t.co/GaDBnCFrgo

@kinsmed Feb 20, 2017
Wherein Soledad O’Brien calls the bluff of an alt-right nihilist… https://t.co/uA6Rsh2PTK

@kinsmed Feb 20, 2017
So many have quit or been fired from the Trump administration, any second now, cons will accuse the Clintons of killing them.

@kinsmed Feb 20, 2017
Trumpistan, day 30. https://t.co/hdKWS9w6NU

@kinsmed Feb 20, 2017
Do you know other things happen than Trump saying outrageous things? https://t.co/wxJ5zqwVYD

@kinsmed Feb 21, 2017
Trumpistan, day 31. Last one into the cave please pull in the welcome mat. https://t.co/SX2kz8i984

@kinsmed Feb 22, 2017
Trumpistan, day 32. https://t.co/EVq4b3rbR9

@kinsmed Feb 23, 2017
And make sure somebody makes a lot of money off it too, Jeff. https://t.co/lzB9rywU97

@kinsmed Feb 23, 2017
There are enough missiles to destroy the Earth plus another third. However… https://t.co/7Loci3xRnV

@kinsmed Feb 23, 2017
To set the record ‘straight’… https://t.co/JlsG9do8Zc

@kinsmed Feb 23, 2017
Those who do not study history (of posse comitatus) are doomed to repeat it. https://t.co/LV9BNkNZvI

@kinsmed Feb 23, 2017
I’m confused. We were told to watch out for ‘Crooked Who’?

@kinsmed Feb 23, 2017
“Haben Sie Ihre Papiere, Jude?” https://t.co/sQCipwdK3u

@kinsmed Feb 23, 2017
You May Be Reich #AltRightAn80sSong

@kinsmed Feb 24, 2017
Trumpistan, day 33. Why is the ‘Constitution Party’ eliminating the 1st Amendment? https://t.co/YL0J6p1OLF

@kinsmed Feb 26, 2017
Trumpistan, day 34. https://t.co/PMyvcSe7Xi

@kinsmed Feb 26, 2017
Tearing apart working class families; is that making America Great? https://t.co/GS0hFjti3Z

@kinsmed Feb 26, 2017
How can conservatives simultaneously pro-Israel AND anti-semite? https://t.co/YeheX1V5qj

@kinsmed Feb 27, 2017
Trumpistan, day 35. https://t.co/r3oN5OtcRY

@kinsmed Feb 27, 2017
Definition of irony completely unknown to GOP https://t.co/bVrCI7Z2NP

@kinsmed Feb 27, 2017
Please stop writing The Don’s playbook… https://t.co/DV3T6lyQtL

@kinsmed Feb 27, 2017
Remember when we thought Bush the Younger was abominable? https://t.co/ulBVgtVhg0
GIF

@kinsmed Feb 27, 2017
Trumpistan, day 36. https://t.co/yThEbALSGY

@kinsmed Feb 28, 2017
How soon before ashtrays appear in the Oval Office? https://t.co/pSNGcUYQbc

@kinsmed Feb 28, 2017
But, hey, let’s keep selling alcohol, lottery tickets, and HFCS there. https://t.co/MAXA0gemaM

@kinsmed Feb 28, 2017
Trumpistan, day 37. https://t.co/WgDaYuZjZP

@kinsmed Mar 1, 2017
Woohoo! As the kids say… ‘I am hooked up like that!’ https://t.co/sIFebIgtsv

@kinsmed Mar 1, 2017
Trumpistan, day 38. https://t.co/6tNjjxfv5E

@kinsmed Mar 1, 2017
So we’re okay with this guy getting elected to line his pockets?

@kinsmed Mar 1, 2017
“I have no idea what this allegation is about. It is false…” (Well, which is it, Jeffrey Beauregard?) https://t.co/tvlJlr3gtB

@kinsmed Mar 2, 2017
Bitching about ‘deleted emails’ is looking pretty stupid now, huh? https://t.co/LKxKV2HeZL

@kinsmed Mar 2, 2017
The GOP will be on this like Hillary’s hacked email, right? Oh… wait… hers WASN’T hacked. https://t.co/02OFYAiLMN

@kinsmed Mar 2, 2017
Trumpistan, day 39. https://t.co/cNjGhqqeUF

@kinsmed Mar 3, 2017
@seanhannity
, you are an ape in a dress. Sound familiar? https://t.co/KZcMlWiODO

@kinsmed Mar 3, 2017
“We’re very, very proud of it…” said the official under the condition of anonymity. https://t.co/bD9liXNrwh

@kinsmed Mar 3, 2017
Trumpistan, day 40. https://t.co/t0RQrLCtJt

@kinsmed Mar 4, 2017
Trumpistan, day 41. https://t.co/pRlOZYnDvp

@kinsmed Mar 4, 2017
Start burying the tires halfway around the White House. https://t.co/gzy3inlKx3

@kinsmed Mar 4, 2017
Not only cutting back immigrants, now cutting back the most important reason for getting them. https://t.co/J6KHA6WF2P

@kinsmed Mar 5, 2017
Show of hands; who’s tired of winning? https://t.co/juxdRGXX2f

@kinsmed Mar 5, 2017
No member of GOP has a right to accuse someone else of being ‘politically motivated’. https://t.co/ByraY9kU1U

@kinsmed Mar 5, 2017
Trumpistan, day 42. https://t.co/2gSed7SD2L

@kinsmed Mar 6, 2017
Heads up; Dave is YOUNGER than Trump. https://t.co/YOdPcAoYn7

@kinsmed Mar 6, 2017
Polluted environments kill 1.7 million children a year: WHO https://t.co/e0dxSx9nXe

@kinsmed Mar 6, 2017
Let this be a lesson if you question the Emperor’s new clothes. https://t.co/8AQqVDE2Ml

@kinsmed Mar 6, 2017
Trumpistan, day 43. https://t.co/EWbmY0trgf

@kinsmed Mar 7, 2017
“If only there were proof corporations are manipulating the White House…” https://t.co/YOlQe0GzCj

@kinsmed Mar 7, 2017
Cons will denounce him while at the same time emulate him in private. https://t.co/jGJFmGqMRf

@kinsmed Mar 7, 2017
Keeping up with the Russians… https://t.co/a3W2Yc8DnY

@kinsmed Mar 7, 2017
Trumpistan, day 44. https://t.co/uAaIsvIcpz

@kinsmed Mar 8, 2017
“Tillerson… has not held any press briefings since taking office..” https://t.co/WEq7icQmvc

@kinsmed Mar 8, 2017
Trumpistan, day 45. https://t.co/Rhh9rs0ZbJ
via @nbcnews

@kinsmed Mar 9, 2017
Flushing, Blushing, and Running of the Mouth #NewMedicationSideEffects
(Firesign Theater)

@kinsmed Mar 9, 2017
Wandering Bladder #NewMedicationSideEffects
(Futurama)

@kinsmed Mar 9, 2017
Projectile leprosy #NewMedicationSideEffects
(source unknown)

@kinsmed Mar 9, 2017
“Side effects may include Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, and Nickelback.” #NewMedicationSideEffects

@kinsmed Mar 9, 2017
Why are we not charging female online subjugation trolls with hate crimes? AND making it retroactive? https://t.co/NJSzNU4CK1
GIF

@kinsmed Mar 10, 2017
Trumpistan, day 46. https://t.co/1KLG7cRWK7

@kinsmed Mar 10, 2017
Cons won’t discuss mental health until a massacre. That’s why they are giving the mentally ill guns?

@kinsmed Mar 10, 2017
Texas Cupcake Massacre #MakeAFilmUpbeat

@kinsmed Mar 10, 2017
How I wish this could be the worst thing to report about the Trump White House. https://t.co/ITlnI0MFSj

@kinsmed Mar 10, 2017
Meme, Myself and Irene #InternetAMovie

@kinsmed Mar 10, 2017
Something’s Gotta Gif #InternetAMovie

@kinsmed Mar 10, 2017
https://t.co/vmOwrlcWYB

InternetAMovie

@kinsmed Mar 10, 2017
Trumpistan, day 47. https://t.co/d9ohxIyaSi

@kinsmed Mar 11, 2017
Humpty Trumpty sat on a Great Great Wall…

@kinsmed Mar 11, 2017
Trumpistan, day 48. https://t.co/up6g4Cmyc3

@kinsmed Mar 11, 2017
Let’s see the cons spin this one. https://t.co/0xrN9rFnOw

@kinsmed Mar 11, 2017
How come conservative commenters don’t complain about Obama’s golf trips anymore?

@kinsmed Mar 11, 2017
I’m confused; cons say their party HELPS blacks. https://t.co/Bz1fjpWmje

@kinsmed Mar 11, 2017
Here is a quick check of whether you have a heart or not. https://t.co/L2V6oCegwT

@kinsmed Mar 11, 2017
The term “President Trump” makes me wish I had eaten more junk food when I was young.

@kinsmed Mar 11, 2017
Only one way to fix this; tax cuts for the rich. https://t.co/D09J9qcKmN

@kinsmed Mar 12, 2017
Believe It Or Not (I’m Walking On Eire) #MakeASongIrish

@kinsmed Mar 12, 2017
I Wanna Know Where the Loch Is #MakeASongIrish

@kinsmed Mar 12, 2017
Erin Go Brachin’ My Heart #MakeASongIrish

@kinsmed Mar 13, 2017
By the time cons get around to blaming libs for something, the cons have been doing it for years.

@kinsmed Mar 13, 2017
Trumpistan, day 49 https://t.co/v1sZfDMuuz

@kinsmed Mar 14, 2017
Trumpistan, day 50. https://t.co/CjclqCeNX6

@kinsmed Mar 14, 2017
Lipithor #DrugMovies

@kinsmed Mar 14, 2017
Simvastatintin #DrugMovies

@kinsmed Mar 14, 2017
Yours, Ketamine, & Ours #DrugMovies

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
Trumpistan, day 51. https://t.co/8dpd0xHrvt

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
What will happen the day Trump tells the truth. Will we believe him?

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
“Drain the swamp…”? Trump will soon have SEVEN Goldman Sachs execs in his administration. No scientists. How is that benefiting you?

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
Somebody tell ‘the Don’ to not be such a Geert.

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
Congratulations to ‘The Don’. He just created a death panel for seniors. https://t.co/aNiZsfsjb0

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
…do Duty-Free shops have a “Sorry about Your Election” section?

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
Oh, great. Another night of Legion. Another night without plot advancement.

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
Trumpistan, day 52. https://t.co/Uf4pU08a5q

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
The Devil Went Down to Florida #SeniorFilmsOrSongsOrShows

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
The Matrix Reincarnation #SeniorFilmsOrSongsOrShows

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
Gone Gramps #SeniorFilmsOrSongsOrShows

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
There’s Something About Murray #SeniorFilmsOrSongsOrShows

@kinsmed Mar 16, 2017
Geriatric Park #SeniorFilmsOrSongsOrShows

@kinsmed Mar 17, 2017
I really try not to cuss. But ‘The Don’s posse is really making it fucking hard. Like, daily. https://t.co/dPoVsi41xE

@kinsmed Mar 17, 2017
Exhibit #2. Jesus Christ. https://t.co/LjFe3j5QZK

@kinsmed Mar 17, 2017
Trumpistan, day 53. https://t.co/RBsQ9e8QXL

@kinsmed Mar 17, 2017
25 or 6 of One and a Half-Dozen of The Other #LoseASongsTrainOfThought

@kinsmed Mar 17, 2017
Shake It Off Like A Polaroid #LoseASongsTrainOfThought

@kinsmed Mar 17, 2017
Knights In White Rabbit #LoseASongsTrainOfThought

@kinsmed Mar 17, 2017
My Milkshake Brings All The Boys Of Summer #loseasongstrainofthought

@kinsmed Mar 18, 2017
Trumpistan, day 53. https://t.co/RAFBRQpVHj

@kinsmed Mar 19, 2017
Trumpistan, day 54. https://t.co/uaileGXhD9

@kinsmed Mar 20, 2017
We’re Number Vun! https://t.co/C6QpolsyUf
Pop Quiz here; do the Scandinavians pay more in taxes? Or fewer taxes?

@kinsmed Mar 20, 2017
Remember that party that use to accuse everyone else of wanting to change the Constitution? https://t.co/9rXWfAXIX1

@kinsmed Mar 20, 2017
Sooo… is Gorsuch pre-op? How could he know everything about women’s health? https://t.co/N1VFnNUPXh

@kinsmed Mar 20, 2017
Where is the GOP griping about questionable White House visits now? https://t.co/EQNGpIhzx9

@kinsmed Mar 20, 2017
Trumpistan, day 55. https://t.co/faLgdyggWX

@kinsmed Mar 21, 2017
Trumpistan, day 56. https://t.co/NTBiudAIIa

@kinsmed Mar 22, 2017
https://t.co/0Bzsl8mfDi
https://t.co/8eKiIo5hLo

@kinsmed Mar 22, 2017
Okay, Donny. Here’s you’re chance to shine. But even you know you’re not gonna do that.

@kinsmed Mar 22, 2017
Ease up Donny. It’s not like she said you were born in Kenya. https://t.co/ztGO8MVsa2

@kinsmed Mar 22, 2017
https://t.co/AejBQx8tmM
https://t.co/xaQC9izlfL

@kinsmed Mar 22, 2017
Trumpistan, day 57. https://t.co/YjjRta1BTj

@kinsmed Mar 22, 2017
If you oppose abortion for every instance, then you favor visitation by rapists. https://t.co/35urSbfiQW

@kinsmed Mar 23, 2017
Here is your #whitegenocide
https://t.co/N83h3gdUWT

@kinsmed Mar 23, 2017
Trumpistan, day 58. https://t.co/hkI4Cnj6ZD

@kinsmed Mar 24, 2017
You can’t get your rep to attend Town Halls? Mine is answering phones! https://t.co/BEgt9U2ZpA

@kinsmed Mar 24, 2017

whitegenocide

is self-inflicted https://t.co/C5Iu8Jlyve

@kinsmed Mar 24, 2017
Trumpistan, day 59. https://t.co/xQsJRxHTfm

@kinsmed Mar 25, 2017
The sooner you impeach this freak, the sooner I can go back to being funny… well, funnier.

@kinsmed Mar 25, 2017
Trumpistan, day 60. https://t.co/DYOXeY2IJ7

@kinsmed Mar 26, 2017
If you turn your head a little to the left, you can pick up 1956. #FakeWireTappingFacts

@kinsmed Mar 26, 2017
JFK was the first president to ‘tapp dat’. #FakeWireTappingFacts

@kinsmed Mar 26, 2017
If Fox News viewers grab the wires inside their tv, they will suddenly learn the truth. #FakeWireTappingFacts

@kinsmed Mar 26, 2017
…the Beatings #JustRuinABandName

@kinsmed Mar 26, 2017
Megadeaf #JustRuinABandName

@kinsmed Mar 26, 2017
Adele Dazeem #JustRuinABandName

@kinsmed Mar 26, 2017
Trumpistan, day 61. https://t.co/t0XLwzOWQI

@kinsmed Mar 27, 2017
First, get a love life. #ImproveYourLoveLifeIn5Words

@kinsmed Mar 27, 2017

GreenSchmovies

@kinsmed Mar 27, 2017
@Thom_Hartmann
Tried to call in about this, but was told by your screener that you weren’t talking about this.

@kinsmed Mar 27, 2017
“…Drain The Swamp…” Exhibit #867 https://t.co/dDgg4SktXP

@kinsmed Mar 27, 2017
Trumpistan, day 62. https://t.co/jYEmfqVIa6

@kinsmed Mar 28, 2017
Can someone send me a list of promises Trump HAS kept? Or even a single entry? Anybody? Hellooooo…

@kinsmed Mar 28, 2017
Wanna ‘Make America Great Again’? Flip it! https://t.co/V2U6nJ1eSy

@kinsmed Mar 29, 2017
Trumpistan, day 63. https://t.co/OY2X4hS1ow

@kinsmed Mar 29, 2017
Are you okay with living in an oligarchy, America? https://t.co/8GQCGUBhW6

@kinsmed Mar 29, 2017
Remember ‘America’?

@kinsmed Mar 29, 2017
Trumpistan, day 64. https://t.co/aWdZeoZ4dy

@kinsmed Mar 30, 2017
Remember when conservatives said Obama didn’t accomplish anything? Well, Trump sure is busy trying to kill everything Obama “didnt” do.

@kinsmed Mar 30, 2017
Trumpistan, day 65. https://t.co/MNlgdFsVzG

@kinsmed Mar 31, 2017
A humorous bug-out you should take seriously. https://t.co/ydCdVn6a9a

@kinsmed Mar 31, 2017
Vote against Planned Parenthood, you are voting FOR unplanned parenthood. FOR welfare. FOR jails. FOR broken lives.

@kinsmed Apr 1, 2017
Trumpistan, day 66. https://t.co/4cHocA4EyS

@kinsmed Apr 1, 2017
Didn’t help that Obama took everyone’s guns on his first day of office, right? According to conservative rags… https://t.co/PAbkWWZw77

@kinsmed Apr 1, 2017
But if you subtract all the illegal poll-responders… https://t.co/zV4reGLpnR

@kinsmed Apr 1, 2017
Trumpistan, day 67. https://t.co/nC2s5k4XRj

@kinsmed Apr 3, 2017
Trumpistan, day 68. https://t.co/U5f8LkutS0

@kinsmed Apr 3, 2017
Trumpistan, day 69. https://t.co/Pl5hIAkwD2

@kinsmed Apr 3, 2017
You’re Affordable #BudgetSongs

@kinsmed Apr 3, 2017
I Wanna Know How Much Love Is #BudgetSongs

@kinsmed Apr 4, 2017
Trumpistan, day 70. https://t.co/9JNIMMXhmG

@kinsmed Apr 4, 2017
If Die Hard was too much for you, this summer, try… Dry Heat #BudgetMovies

@kinsmed Apr 4, 2017
Ron Thunderbird #BudgetMovies

@kinsmed Apr 4, 2017
Landlord of the Rings; The Two Notices #BudgetMovies

@kinsmed Apr 5, 2017
Also you should be checking out Free Speech TV. I watch @Thom_Hartmann
every weekday from 9-noon.

@kinsmed Apr 5, 2017
Trumpistan, day 70. https://t.co/eDrms28Hrn

@kinsmed Apr 6, 2017
Trumpistan, day 71. https://t.co/ZCnGbcHZBA

@kinsmed Apr 7, 2017
Yard Sale Shoppers of the Lost Ark. #QuietDownAFilm

@kinsmed Apr 7, 2017
Dependents Day. #QuietDownAFilm

@kinsmed Apr 7, 2017
Extremely Rude & Uncomfortably Close. #QuietDownAFilm

@kinsmed Apr 7, 2017
The mouth is on the other foot. https://t.co/Aa74CZX7Cw

@kinsmed Apr 7, 2017
If Trump is shown unfit to lead, the office should go to the 1st Place finisher. https://t.co/EJrqMpVldU

@kinsmed Apr 7, 2017
What, there are only 16 or 17 Transformers movie trailers?

@kinsmed Apr 7, 2017
6 percent… https://t.co/ONhwI9k31f

@kinsmed Apr 7, 2017
Trumpistan, day 72. https://t.co/s6GPbEJmA5

@kinsmed Apr 7, 2017
Sweep, Caroline. #MansplainedSongs

@kinsmed Apr 7, 2017
Don’t Stand So Close to Memes. #MansplainedSongs

@kinsmed Apr 7, 2017
We Are The Champions, My Frat. #MansplainedSongs

@kinsmed Apr 8, 2017
Proof we are living in a lab simulation. https://t.co/eV2hhrgHFR
via @thr

@kinsmed Apr 8, 2017

TheScaryThingIs

we knew what to do. And we didn’t do it.

@kinsmed Apr 8, 2017
Trumpistan, day 73. https://t.co/qtwB9pCEda

@kinsmed Apr 9, 2017
Trumpistan, day 74. https://t.co/C4KijBNp6V

@kinsmed Apr 10, 2017
I feel like I’m supposed to know who Demi Lovato is.

@kinsmed Apr 10, 2017
I went on a United flight and a Trump Rally broke out. https://t.co/WCXMSfamZH

@kinsmed Apr 10, 2017
Is there a doctor on board? “Who wants to know?” #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

@kinsmed Apr 10, 2017
Trumpistan, day 75. https://t.co/rCN9ao7ykF

@kinsmed Apr 11, 2017
Jesus. Even the ‘black Muslim terrorist’ president attended The WH Passover dinner. https://t.co/GgWPdkpqIM

@kinsmed Apr 11, 2017
Trumpistan, day 76. https://t.co/sE80oxPCpj

@kinsmed Apr 12, 2017
…the Wonder Woman Flash #NameASuperheroSexAct
; Invisible and suddenly gone.

@kinsmed Apr 12, 2017
So… Planned Parenthood, bad. Family planning, good? https://t.co/HZJLx7QCFi

@kinsmed Apr 13, 2017
Trumpistan, day 77. https://t.co/4fCZ3doL81

@kinsmed Apr 13, 2017
When I perform a search for ‘Trump word cloud’, this is the first result… https://t.co/AEgDgD1gjv

@kinsmed Apr 13, 2017
If you vote against Planned Parenthood, you are voting FOR unplanned parenthood. FOR welfare. FOR jails. https://t.co/dGMJyFFWXD

@kinsmed Apr 13, 2017
Will you earn a tribute like this? https://t.co/7IMzcEzEbS

@kinsmed Apr 13, 2017
…Says the guy who made a Weiner joke and toppled America. https://t.co/ay7k5aMEUU

@kinsmed Apr 13, 2017
Trumpistan, day 78. https://t.co/9s5JWrixzL

@kinsmed Apr 14, 2017
Watched a number of students from an IB school read their poems. Don’t think they don’t know what’s going on in their world. #Letters2Kids

@kinsmed Apr 14, 2017
“Welcome aboard Slippery Slope airlines. If you look out the right side… well, that’s all you can do.” https://t.co/dOybu7qyDO

@kinsmed Apr 14, 2017
Remember conservatives bitched about who they KNEW were going into the White House?

@kinsmed Apr 14, 2017
Ivanka Trump’s website asks queer chef for an interview and her response is glorious. https://t.co/8geilp7Wqw

@kinsmed Apr 14, 2017
Trumpistan, day 79. https://t.co/TGyU8PIR97

@kinsmed Apr 15, 2017
Trumpistan, day 80. https://t.co/NC4TJ70U4r

@kinsmed Apr 16, 2017
Donald J. Trump thinks the ‘J’ stands for ‘jeenyus’.

@kinsmed Apr 16, 2017
[R] There is a moment every morning I wake up and realize that Trump is president of the US. And I think ”…are you fuckin’ kiddin’ me?”

@kinsmed Apr 16, 2017
This content has been rated [R] for corporate water-carrying, global fouling, minority disenfranchisement, and middle class eradication.

@kinsmed Apr 16, 2017
Trumpistan, day 81. https://t.co/ropvNxenLw

@kinsmed Apr 26, 2017
Hot and cold running lava. #HintsYoureInHell

@kinsmed Apr 27, 2017
Bam. https://t.co/IEWEGCFud9

@kinsmed Apr 27, 2017
MegaDictment #BackUpSingerGroupNames

@kinsmed Apr 27, 2017
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young and Henley and Hornsby and… #BackUpSingerGroupNames

@kinsmed Apr 27, 2017
Trumpistan, day 94. https://t.co/hOQeBPQ5Y8

@kinsmed Apr 28, 2017
Trumpistan, day 95. https://t.co/1WooJF7nG6

@kinsmed Apr 28, 2017

MakeTodayBetterIn4Words

Can’t be done.

@kinsmed Apr 28, 2017
This behavior is ‘un-presidented’. Seriously, no president has ever acted like this WWE stooge. https://t.co/nytZOEPGRn

@kinsmed Apr 29, 2017
Trumpistan, day 96. https://t.co/nDBYMK5QIa

@kinsmed Apr 29, 2017
#KIDSEZ
Today I had to say ‘my son is the one in the pink dress’. #JustAnotherHighSchoolMusical

@kinsmed Apr 29, 2017
Trumpistan, day 97. https://t.co/x6MYkJ8yvF

@kinsmed Apr 30, 2017
Let’s talk about Merrick Garland, you lump. https://t.co/ZA9kDm7Rpk

@kinsmed Apr 30, 2017
Trumpistan, day 98. https://t.co/z5b5bh9O9L

@kinsmed Apr 30, 2017
Trumpistan, day 99. https://t.co/zg2DAUnHtL

@kinsmed May 1, 2017
He shot the Constitution in the face. You know this guy wants to be a dictator, right? https://t.co/dOWghDv9E3

@kinsmed May 1, 2017
100 days of Trump whoppers https://t.co/ALIHGPLPkJ

@kinsmed May 1, 2017
Trumpistan, day 100. https://t.co/2Ze9ebLZnp

@kinsmed May 1, 2017
“I don’t stand by anything…” https://t.co/ljyckC0BDM

@kinsmed May 1, 2017
I hope someone is keeping a list of the things Trump broke.

@kinsmed May 1, 2017
@YahooNews
declared this ‘breaking news’… https://t.co/Mot95Vicp9

@kinsmed May 1, 2017
Donald Trump blames constitution for chaos of his first 100 days https://t.co/1TB8rvSPog

@kinsmed May 1, 2017
Trumpistan, day 101. https://t.co/7HueaeTYvT

@kinsmed May 2, 2017
Those who do not study history are doomed to get sub-prime mortgages. https://t.co/c3q9umhmuE

@kinsmed May 2, 2017
Trumpistan, day 102. https://t.co/ARPFgs0BTv

@kinsmed May 3, 2017
Trumpistan, day 103. https://t.co/QAIgU5BiFi

@kinsmed May 3, 2017
Y’know, the number of rubes saying Obama didn’t do anything has dropped WAY off.

@kinsmed May 4, 2017
Trumpistan, day 104. https://t.co/g6nFBqEtzI

@kinsmed May 4, 2017
GOP, look me in the eye and tell me you are ‘pro-life’. https://t.co/yCERN94j3i

@kinsmed May 4, 2017
Trumpistan, day 105. https://t.co/BfJCTrvGwt

@kinsmed May 5, 2017
Darn. I guess America’s rape problem ISN’T solved. https://t.co/2U7eSXDedu

@kinsmed May 5, 2017
Trumpistan, day 106. https://t.co/b5eOJa8Z7Z

@kinsmed May 6, 2017
Trumpistan, day 107. https://t.co/kv096MsAmO

@kinsmed May 7, 2017
Maybe this SHOULD be canon. https://t.co/Qb0ZAGRv6w

@kinsmed May 7, 2017
Doesn’t “mac’n’cheese” sound like it should be an exclamation? https://t.co/9Er9b6cKsp

@kinsmed May 7, 2017
Sometimes you wonder if the world has gone crazy. Nope, just us. https://t.co/IQ6wjLu57L

@kinsmed May 7, 2017
107b. https://t.co/cOFEaKVuTh

@kinsmed May 7, 2017
107c. https://t.co/lklHZPICMu

@kinsmed May 8, 2017
107d. https://t.co/yCNneptgCc

@kinsmed May 8, 2017
Trumpistan, day 108. https://t.co/N9sKXPsZq2

@kinsmed May 9, 2017
“Remember that guy that got me elected…” https://t.co/no2C7GP2LC

@kinsmed May 9, 2017
Trumpistan, day 109. https://t.co/X45X6oWu4l

@kinsmed May 10, 2017
…is America Great yet?

@kinsmed May 10, 2017
Are you tired of ‘winning’ too?

@kinsmed May 10, 2017
Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up… Uh… Fire Her Judas!

@kinsmed May 10, 2017
Yeah. Right. I’m a lech because you have tiny writing on your shirt.

@kinsmed May 10, 2017
BREAKING NEWS; Trumps complains about someone who disagrees with him! More on this tomoro. And the next day. And the next. And…

@kinsmed May 10, 2017
I don’t even have to wait for the end of the day to post the next one…

@kinsmed May 10, 2017
Trumpistan, day 110. https://t.co/U1R4wR6jn4

@kinsmed May 10, 2017
“Spicer ― “hidden in the bushes” ― agreed to take questions off-camera, with lights off.” Aaaand late night? Go! https://t.co/m1GWCrunTo

@kinsmed May 11, 2017
Trumpistan, day 111. https://t.co/mtQTHSjwAO

@kinsmed May 11, 2017
Too bad I didn’t see this one first. https://t.co/yfjIadhm5x

@kinsmed May 12, 2017
Trumpistan, day 112. https://t.co/TlbfdlxIH1

@kinsmed May 13, 2017
Trumpistan, day 113. https://t.co/IV7AL6RA7A

@kinsmed May 14, 2017
Trumpistan, day 114. https://t.co/ErYHVf5Ppe

@kinsmed May 15, 2017
Yes! YES! YYYYYYYYES!!! https://t.co/xtvXpfaJIF

@kinsmed May 15, 2017
AND HERE IT IS, FOUR MONTHS IN… Trumpistan, day 115 https://t.co/yjc3DhOIoW

@kinsmed May 15, 2017
If a Dem president were to divulge even borderline intel, cons would march on Washington with pitchforks and torches and carpet bombing.

@kinsmed May 16, 2017
Ana Navarro calls out GOP: You’d impeach Hillary Clinton over this https://t.co/uYlmFspxQf

@kinsmed May 16, 2017
If no other president has done before that thing you want to do … at least think twice about it. #NewRulesForPresidents

@kinsmed May 16, 2017
“Give him a chance…” (to fire three more) https://t.co/k04jyeA708

@kinsmed May 16, 2017
Trumpistan, day 116. https://t.co/kUV37Dkd9t

@kinsmed May 16, 2017
The Don; ‘…the best administration ever…’ But Obamacare is ‘a disaster’. I think your yardstick is busted, pal.

@kinsmed May 17, 2017
“I was elected to lead, not to read.” https://t.co/0uprpmPFGg

@kinsmed May 17, 2017
Some Night’s The Night. #MakeASongBoring

@kinsmed May 17, 2017
They Are The Champions. #MakeASongBoring

@kinsmed May 17, 2017
We Built This City on Socks and Soles. #MakeASongBoring

@kinsmed May 17, 2017
Trumpistan, day 117. https://t.co/k530ykq7Fm

@kinsmed May 17, 2017
The Americans he represents, no. The Russians… sure! https://t.co/IRW5mtKmyL

@kinsmed May 17, 2017
Let him get even crazier, GOP. https://t.co/fWIMfsJWWj

@kinsmed May 18, 2017
Trumpistan, day 118. https://t.co/rDsHiqkRZu

@kinsmed May 18, 2017
Remember when the GOP freaked out about O trying to put off Russians? https://t.co/Y9AFVA9Gvw

@kinsmed May 19, 2017
Trumpistan, day 119. https://t.co/cKEfAuBBNf

@kinsmed May 19, 2017
Mosques. #MakeABandLessPopular

@kinsmed May 19, 2017
Dazeem. #MakeABandLessPopular

@kinsmed May 19, 2017
Jaunt. #MakeABandLessPopular

@kinsmed May 19, 2017
Ain’t No Mountain Hugh Enough. #PutSomeRandomGuyInASong

@kinsmed May 19, 2017
Don Under. #PutSomeRandomGuyInASong

@kinsmed May 19, 2017
Bob or Ann. #PutSomeRandomGuyInASong

@kinsmed May 20, 2017
Trumpistan, day 120. https://t.co/oGdcL2aTX3

@kinsmed May 21, 2017
“…fire burn, and cauldron bubble…” https://t.co/cRzrTMF1VJ

@kinsmed May 21, 2017
Trumpistan, day 121. https://t.co/QpZf9vH7qC

@kinsmed May 21, 2017
Samwise Gamjay Giles Band #FantasyCharacterBands

@kinsmed May 21, 2017
Bond. James Bond Jovi. #FantasyCharacterBands

@kinsmed May 21, 2017
Wizard of Ozzy #FantasyCharacterBands

@kinsmed May 21, 2017
Mosqves #makeabandlesspopular

@kinsmed May 22, 2017
Substitute ‘Beijing’ for Benghazi… times 5. https://t.co/CJbELZ0ySW

@kinsmed May 22, 2017
Meanwhile in Minnesota… https://t.co/e0mzXPEWbK

@kinsmed May 22, 2017
Yet a sparrow alighted on Bernie’s podium. Hmmm… https://t.co/NsTZU51tW2

@kinsmed May 22, 2017
“…fair & (morally) bankrupt…” https://t.co/ESGFR1SFHs

@kinsmed May 22, 2017
Trumpistan, day 122. https://t.co/adQ7lQGLBl

@kinsmed May 23, 2017
We promised you a government based on Jesus’ teachings… but… #ThereHasBeenAChangeInPlans

@kinsmed May 23, 2017
Today’s offering in #IfTheDemocratsDidIt
https://t.co/rjUTT7iMCb

@kinsmed May 23, 2017
Trumpistan, day 123. https://t.co/Au26ew4UMw

@kinsmed May 24, 2017
Yet another story of a reporter attacking a conservative. (…or is it the other way around…) https://t.co/S2E1eDBvtn

@kinsmed May 24, 2017
Trumpistan, day 124. https://t.co/811IuYxfap

@kinsmed May 25, 2017
Man, I wish this guy tumbled and ‘drew a foul’. https://t.co/EiWW5SVCop

@kinsmed May 25, 2017
Strangers say the nicest things. Like, “Sir? Sir?!! You’re not supposed to be up there!”

@kinsmed May 25, 2017
Trumpistan, day 125. https://t.co/esUISrCcF9

@kinsmed May 25, 2017
He-Man and Master of His Domain #SeinfeldAMovie

@kinsmed May 25, 2017
Get Outta Here #SeinfeldAMovie

@kinsmed May 25, 2017
There’s Something About Mary, Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That. #SeinfeldAMovie

@kinsmed May 26, 2017
Sesame Street Fighter #PutFearIntoATVShow

@kinsmed May 26, 2017
Chicago Blue’s Clues #PutFearIntoATVShow

@kinsmed May 26, 2017
Westworld Wing #PutFearIntoATVShow

@kinsmed May 26, 2017
It is now open season on truth in America. https://t.co/2ODjYA4hMg

@kinsmed May 26, 2017
Sarah Palin targets Gabby Giffords, Jared Loughner takes care of it. Next, the honorable governor of Texas… https://t.co/kDjYWrmf5t

@kinsmed May 26, 2017
Trumpistan, day 126. https://t.co/hzUnJuRhgY

@kinsmed May 27, 2017
Yes. THAT’S what’s happening. https://t.co/fAzsGd8dwY

@kinsmed May 27, 2017
Trumpistan, day127. https://t.co/cf0HMFc05k

@kinsmed May 28, 2017
Interesting note from the ‘healthiest president ever’. https://t.co/G7rj9JPKvP

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@kinsmed Jun 27, 2017
Trumpistan, day 157. https://t.co/0KoGupAB1l

@kinsmed Jun 28, 2017
I’m President; Can Ya Believe it? #TrumpBiographyTitles

@kinsmed Jun 28, 2017
Don’t Know Nuthin’? You Too Can Be President! #TrumpBiographyTitles

@kinsmed Jun 28, 2017
Presidentifyin’ Is Hard! #TrumpBiographyTitles

@kinsmed Jun 28, 2017
Trumpistan, day 158. https://t.co/onbYy51ygw

@kinsmed Jun 28, 2017
As ‘bad’ as Obamacare supposedly is, how bad is your Trumpcare if it can’t even get passed?

@kinsmed Jun 29, 2017
Happy 18th birthday, Charles Donnelly-Ames.

@kinsmed Jun 29, 2017
Does the White House not have an HR?

@kinsmed Jun 29, 2017
How can we get enough prize money to produce a show called “Are You Smarter Than A President”? #ThursdayThoughts

@kinsmed Jun 29, 2017
Trumpistan, day 159. https://t.co/bxCduD53wu

@kinsmed Jun 30, 2017
Everybody said give him a chance. #Isaidno

@kinsmed Jun 30, 2017
Watering Heights #MermaidLiterature

@kinsmed Jun 30, 2017
Of Mice And Mermen #MermaidLiterature

@kinsmed Jun 30, 2017
Fathom at 451 #MermaidLiterature

@kinsmed Jun 30, 2017
Remember the days when not everyone knew who the president was?

@kinsmed Jun 30, 2017
Trumpistan, day 160. https://t.co/QaGiqTYvfw

@kinsmed Jul 1, 2017
Compare corporate welfare to real people welfare; if you earn $50000, it costs you 7 dollars a year. https://t.co/lyTawwHUTS

@kinsmed Jul 1, 2017
Trumpistan, day 161. https://t.co/UbtlyHOA4t

@kinsmed Jul 2, 2017
They found out I was from the US. They sent me back. #MyAlienAbductionStory

@kinsmed Jul 2, 2017
Can you imagine if a Dem president were to forgo religious observances? https://t.co/UtgCscVNlL

@kinsmed Jul 2, 2017
How soon before intellectuals are rounded up, ancient works of art are desecrated and women are forced to cover their faces?

@kinsmed Jul 2, 2017
America will never recover from this. https://t.co/tcwURsy8SN

@kinsmed Jul 2, 2017
Barron is telling him, “Grow up”.

@kinsmed Jul 2, 2017
“Pop quiz, Mr. Precedent. For your entire empire… what is the definition of ‘humility’”?

@kinsmed Jul 2, 2017
Huh. This is how you #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
? https://t.co/uABksIBp7s

@kinsmed Jul 2, 2017
Trumpistan, day 162. https://t.co/SP11evquhq

@kinsmed Jul 2, 2017
Wait a second… you mean the “grab ’em by the pussy” guy has a problem with freedom of the press? #unPresidented

@kinsmed Jul 3, 2017
Enjoy your diet of white bread and white milk, alt-white. https://t.co/jcKnlGLVUh

@kinsmed Jul 3, 2017
Trumpistan, day 163. https://t.co/kraIjnRtgA

@kinsmed Jul 3, 2017
Helvetica Boy #AddAFontImproveAnything

@kinsmed Jul 3, 2017
Dirty Comic Sansing #AddAFontImproveAnything

@kinsmed Jul 3, 2017
Down On The Copperplate #AddAFontImproveAnything

@kinsmed Jul 4, 2017
We love the Emperor’s new clothes! https://t.co/Sx0HXHIF0X

@kinsmed Jul 4, 2017
How many times did Obama sit down at US family tables? A dozen? How many times has The Don? Hold on, we’re still looking…

@kinsmed Jul 4, 2017
“Trump… is reportedly preparing concessions to make to Moscow…” https://t.co/UQSgTGuyPj

@kinsmed Jul 4, 2017
Happy birthday to US, eh? #Canadian4thOfJulyTraditions

@kinsmed Jul 4, 2017
Trumpistan, day 164. https://t.co/Ol01tDy24W

@kinsmed Jul 5, 2017
Trumpistan, day 165. https://t.co/LMdxN1bxwO

@kinsmed Jul 5, 2017
Sorry to hear about Janeway and Paris. Who gets custody of the lizards? #StarTrekBreakUps

@kinsmed Jul 5, 2017
Rooster Cockbird #PoultryTVShowsOrMovies

@kinsmed Jul 22, 2017
CO3PD #MakeAFictionalCharacterSick

@kinsmed Jul 22, 2017
Kal El ic. #MakeAFictionalCharacterSick

@kinsmed Jul 22, 2017
Asian Birdman Flu. #MakeAFictionalCharacterSick

@kinsmed Jul 22, 2017
Cold Thors. #MakeAFictionalCharacterSick

@kinsmed Jul 22, 2017
Rigor & Mortis. #MakeAFictionalCharacterSick

@kinsmed Jul 22, 2017
Trumpistan, day 182. https://t.co/SQJK7UzkI3

@kinsmed Jul 23, 2017
Waffling Heights. #MakeABookTasty

@kinsmed Jul 23, 2017
“It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times…” #MakeABookTasty

@kinsmed Jul 23, 2017
“Now is the winter of our biscuit made glorious summer sausage by this son of pork…” #MakeABookTasty

@kinsmed Jul 23, 2017
Remember when your conservative friends said a black president would be the end of The United States?

@kinsmed Jul 23, 2017
Trumpistan, day 183. https://t.co/9Lbf5srSox

@kinsmed Jul 24, 2017
You’ve GOT to see the chart. https://t.co/FcBv5Z5XY7

@kinsmed Jul 24, 2017
Why is this baboon mouthing off about loyalty… when he is loyal to no one? https://t.co/V8ARS3bl0x

@kinsmed Jul 24, 2017
Pesky First Amendment, free press, right of assembly, etc. https://t.co/ZyOJJOVuG8

@kinsmed Jul 24, 2017
Trumpistan, day 184. https://t.co/CH21UYs3lx

@kinsmed Jul 24, 2017
It’s A Manson Family Affair #AddFamilyRuinASong

@kinsmed Jul 25, 2017
How is ANYONE still inviting this guy to speak? https://t.co/jYPG2ED1Ll

@kinsmed Jul 25, 2017
We used to joke that the difference between the National Guard and @boyscouts
is that the Scouts have adult supervision. Used to.

@kinsmed Jul 25, 2017
Adds up to $100 from every family in America. https://t.co/cjGwAI5FUG

@kinsmed Jul 25, 2017
One-Way Loyalty #TrumpScoutBadges

@kinsmed Jul 25, 2017
Buck Passing #TrumpScoutBadges

@kinsmed Jul 25, 2017
Cranial Animal Husbandry #TrumpScoutBadges

@kinsmed Jul 25, 2017
Trumpistan, day 185. https://t.co/PWhpv85Rz0

@kinsmed Jul 25, 2017
Most exciting thing I ever hear girls say is “I can’t get pregnant”. One time it was even true. #MySubtleTurnOns

@kinsmed Jul 26, 2017
Now you don’t have to go away mad. You can just go away. And be mad elsewhere. https://t.co/o9N56AaN8V

@kinsmed Jul 26, 2017
Trumpistan, day 186. https://t.co/svFePQBgN6

@kinsmed Jul 26, 2017
Eternal Sunshine of the Unused Mine #MakeAMovieGreen

@kinsmed Jul 26, 2017
No Coal Train From Old Men #MakeAMovieGreen

@kinsmed Jul 26, 2017
There Will Be Blogs #MakeAMovieGreen

@kinsmed Jul 27, 2017
Trumpistan, day 187. https://t.co/nXjBs2WnIk

@kinsmed Jul 28, 2017
There were two different findings about Seattle’s minimum wage effects. However… https://t.co/wyMKDI4dH6

@kinsmed Jul 28, 2017
Trumpistan, day 188. https://t.co/6UkWhlWhMe

@kinsmed Jul 28, 2017
“I should have KNOWN you were married…” #IHopeMyLastWordsAreNot

@kinsmed Jul 28, 2017
“That’s the local train. It doesn’t go as fa…” #IHopeMyLastWordsAreNot

@kinsmed Jul 28, 2017
“Did that fish taste a little off to you?” #IHopeMyLastWordsAreNot

@kinsmed Jul 29, 2017
Trump Speech Patterns; Ron Perlman destroys at the 4:00 mark. #AMjoy
https://t.co/IGE7NtNKox

@kinsmed Jul 29, 2017
Trumpistan, day 189. https://t.co/Zu0tdPclIW

@kinsmed Jul 30, 2017
Trumpistan, day 190. https://t.co/syx3eLSyB8

@kinsmed Jul 30, 2017
Megadeaf #MakeABandBland

@kinsmed Jul 30, 2017
Lady Auntie Bill ‘Em #MakeABandBland

@kinsmed Jul 30, 2017
Florence and the Maraschino #MakeABandBland

@kinsmed Jul 31, 2017
Trumpistan, day 191. https://t.co/NTw6fwud4F

@kinsmed Aug 1, 2017
I’ll celebrate #NationalGirlfriendDay
when St. Valentine’s Day stops being one-way female-centric.

@kinsmed Aug 1, 2017
Well, we had a good run, homo sapiens. https://t.co/BSebyF5UKF

@kinsmed Aug 1, 2017
“Garfield and Odie Assassinated!” #AddCartoonsToHistory

@kinsmed Aug 1, 2017
Lilo and Shirtwaist Triangle fire #AddCartoonsToHistory

@kinsmed Aug 1, 2017
Trumpistan, day 192. https://t.co/klxgF8sQ7e

@kinsmed Aug 1, 2017
Huh. Isolationist stupidity is not limited to ‘Murica. https://t.co/I1EaDYqCW3

@kinsmed Aug 2, 2017
Trumpistan, day 193. https://t.co/DczWxXx13a

@kinsmed Aug 3, 2017
Trump Supporters Furious That They Still Have Health Care https://t.co/NFbPDlmBtS

@kinsmed Aug 3, 2017
AP; “Trump says he hopes for ‘honest’ outcome of Russia probe” He was just joking.

@kinsmed Aug 3, 2017
Robert Hardy, star of Harry Potter and All Creatures Great & Small, dies aged 91 https://t.co/zbnsR2GRo2

@kinsmed Aug 3, 2017
Trumpistan, day 194. https://t.co/nnyBWJrxm5

@kinsmed Aug 4, 2017
Beauregard, what you call ‘leakers’, we call ‘whistleblowers’. https://t.co/kgOAJXNnWd

@kinsmed Aug 4, 2017
Knuckle Gonna Give You Up… #FistASong

@kinsmed Aug 4, 2017
Trumpistan, day 195. https://t.co/OZZUoqYa72

@kinsmed Aug 5, 2017
1776th Sense #AmericaAMovie

@kinsmed Aug 5, 2017
The Philadelphia Incident #AmericaAMovie

@kinsmed Aug 5, 2017
Founding Father Of The Bride #americaamovie

@kinsmed Aug 5, 2017
Death panels? Hoax. Jade Helm? Hoax. Pizzagate? Hoax. But Seth Rich…

@kinsmed Aug 5, 2017
Trumpistan, day 196. https://t.co/tl4OHricfB

@kinsmed Aug 6, 2017
@SethMacFarlane
Seth, you sneaking a Neil DeGrasse Tyson cameo into an episode?

@kinsmed Aug 6, 2017
Jump (For My Love) #OddBootCampSongs

@kinsmed Aug 6, 2017
Drop And Give Me 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover #OddBootCampSongs

@kinsmed Aug 6, 2017
Opendleton Arms #OddBootCampSongs

@kinsmed Aug 7, 2017
Trumpistan, day 197. https://t.co/YnxXRXQRQd

@kinsmed Aug 7, 2017
Pot? Kettle… https://t.co/eyMo2pAfCZ

@kinsmed Aug 7, 2017
Form-filled an account cancellation. Never heard back. Can’t find any other contact info. Will refer to State Att’y General. @buyvpnservice

@kinsmed Aug 7, 2017
Give him 17 more days. Then 17 months, Then another 17 months… Problem solved. https://t.co/nVXn6TSxVO

@kinsmed Aug 7, 2017
JarJar’s Big Adventure #UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

@kinsmed Aug 7, 2017
Dude, Where’s My Falcon #UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

@kinsmed Aug 7, 2017
Han Solo Goes On A Biplane Ride! #UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

@kinsmed Aug 7, 2017
Keeping Up With The Calrissians #UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs

@kinsmed Aug 7, 2017
Trumpistan, day 198. https://t.co/EIaDzfGB0Z

@kinsmed Aug 8, 2017
The Middle of your thermostat that you’ll never use again. #AddClimateChangeToTV

@kinsmed Aug 8, 2017
Okay, Trumpettes. The Don is about to set the world on fire. Do you see it yet? https://t.co/zqvWqz75Xj
||

@kinsmed Aug 8, 2017
The Middle of your thermostat that you’ll never use again. #AddClimateChangeToTV

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 8, 2017
Okay, Trumpettes. The Don is about to set the world on fire.
Do you see it yet?
https://t.co/zqvWqz75Xj

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 8, 2017
Blackpaw Down #KittyMovies

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 8, 2017
Avengers; Infinity Purr #KittyMovies

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 8, 2017
50 Fur Dates #KittyMovies

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 9, 2017
She was a what, now?
https://t.co/Q45Kx6AcR3

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 9, 2017
WWJN.
https://t.co/8T5aq10Vks

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 9, 2017
Hey, The Don made it to six months before he destroyed the world! https://t.co/42KE6WG9YN

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 9, 2017
DO; have pertinent paperwork ready.
DON’T: hand him a counterfeit $5. #DosAndDontsWhenPulledOver

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 9, 2017
DO; say ‘what seems to be the problem, officer?’
DON’T; say ‘these aren’t the droids you’re looking for’. #DosAndDontsWhenPulledOver

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 9, 2017
DO; ask questions showing you wish to improve,
DON’T answer everything with ‘yer momma’…
#DosAndDontsWhenPulledOver

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 9, 2017
Trumpistan, day 199.
https://t.co/rPN5m4FHU4

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 10, 2017
FLA. #ConfuseAMovieOrSitcom

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 10, 2017
The Jeffersonians #ConfuseAMovieOrSitcom

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 10, 2017
Two Guys, a Girl, and a Melon #ConfuseAMovieOrSitcom

BoxHaiku

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 10, 2017
Trumpistan, day 200.
https://t.co/4wOTuK1Ong

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 11, 2017
Trumpistan, day 201.
https://t.co/oup1HH4KtD

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 11, 2017
“I was joking. I was being sarcastic. That was my evil twin…”
https://t.co/vz6RHte0yv

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 11, 2017
What does The Don owe Putin?
https://t.co/TfrSPppyac

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 11, 2017
Trumpistan, day 202.
https://t.co/zSdLA80hCG

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 12, 2017
“Cross this line, you die!..
Okay, cross this line, you die…
Okay, cross this line…”
https://t.co/vFxskZgV4R

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 12, 2017
Parcheese #MakeABoardGameEdible

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 12, 2017
Fa-Life-fel #MakeABoardGameEdible

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 12, 2017
Yahtzini #MakeABoardGameEdible

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 12, 2017
Trumpistan, day 203.
https://t.co/nLIVQLcTSo

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 13, 2017
Trumpistan, day 204.
https://t.co/o6gEDlpOHc

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 14, 2017
So… Inappropriate ad placement? https://t.co/eGZpK29SlY
Embedded image permalink

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 14, 2017
Well, it’s getting to be oppression season again…
https://t.co/GaL6JbIG5L

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 14, 2017
Cranial dislocation #UnlikelyColdAndFluSymptoms

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 14, 2017
Relapsing/remitting flapping #UnlikelyColdAndFluSymptoms

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 14, 2017
Projectile underwear #UnlikelyColdAndFluSymptoms

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 14, 2017
Trumpistan, day 205.
https://t.co/IvShc2UA6t

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 15, 2017
And Faux Nois is bringing us all together?
So blame blacks for your problems, not corporations, I guess.
https://t.co/gC2zoitkSu

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 15, 2017
Darn. How will we solve this division problem while blowhards are getting rich. Huh, Alex? Huh?
https://t.co/jCgPhfq6Mp

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 15, 2017
Can’t have it both ways, Bubba. https://t.co/M7GKzHDSqq
Embedded image permalink

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 15, 2017
Trumpistan, day 206.
https://t.co/P1uZX9HWoL

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 16, 2017
At some point, The Don has to ask himself if maybe not everyone ELSE is the problem…
https://t.co/7elMiDz99F

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 16, 2017
How do YOU know? Did they release their TAX RETURNS?
https://t.co/kbCei6tjlG

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 16, 2017
Trumpistan, day 207.
https://t.co/fiiEoTmyi7

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 17, 2017
Give or take 150 years… | https://t.co/rG8JnEjk4s

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕤 🗽 @kinsmed Aug 17, 2017
Trumpistan, day 208.
https://t.co/ONHYppZ4q9

||
@kinsmed Aug 18, 2017
Trumpistan, day 209. https://t.co/fHr52WwCVU

@kinsmed Aug 19, 2017
Trumpistan, day 210. https://t.co/jJYR7Y3Ttw

@kinsmed Aug 19, 2017
This assumes The Don can spell. https://t.co/TdUdo3TNBJ

@kinsmed Aug 20, 2017
Meaning he looked at BOTH sides of the page? https://t.co/vlL6xC9HIK

@kinsmed Aug 21, 2017
Trumpistan, day 211. https://t.co/doGB5if3l2

@kinsmed Aug 21, 2017
Let me guess, this is Obama’s fault. https://t.co/cTJvn4DfyJ

@kinsmed Aug 21, 2017
Trumpistan, day 212. https://t.co/uzo8U3pSEC

@kinsmed Aug 22, 2017
Trumpistan, day 213. https://t.co/cyV3R5fT86

@kinsmed Aug 23, 2017
Can you be the superior race AND put on a shirt?

@kinsmed Aug 23, 2017
“You will not be forgotten (however…)” https://t.co/mLFR2QEcOT

@kinsmed Aug 24, 2017
Well, it’s been over six months. America is looking like the opposite of Great.

@kinsmed Aug 24, 2017
Hey, @realDonaldTrump
, spend a little less time trying to ‘destroy’ others legacies and spend a little time trying to create your own.

@kinsmed Aug 25, 2017
Trumpistan, day 214. https://t.co/7mQVaVLuR2

@kinsmed Aug 25, 2017
Trumpistan, day 215. https://t.co/0i9k5Il1Of

@kinsmed Aug 26, 2017
Trumpistan, day 216. https://t.co/Px4JVqQ2rZ

@kinsmed Aug 26, 2017
Pride and Pre-Thrusters #BooksFromSpace

@kinsmed Aug 26, 2017
Mars Struggle #BooksFromSpace

@kinsmed Aug 26, 2017
Moby Dock #BooksFromSpace

@kinsmed Aug 26, 2017
Friday, part VI #HorrorAComedyMovie

@kinsmed Aug 26, 2017
Scairplane! #HorrorAComedyMovie

@kinsmed Aug 29, 2017
“First!” #AwkwardThingsToSayAfterSex

@kinsmed Aug 29, 2017
“That reminds me, I have to unclog the sink.” #AwkwardThingsToSayAfterSex

@kinsmed Aug 29, 2017
Demand loyalty from your campaign staff, become Student Body President… fire staff. #TrumpBackToSchoolTips

@kinsmed Aug 29, 2017
I call upon all Democratic elected officials to buy a tan suit. https://t.co/bkJHn8wz9W

@kinsmed Aug 29, 2017
ICYMI @yesthisiseve
Developers keep dreaming up new ways to use augmented reality https://t.co/ZZZ5XVrFiL

@kinsmed Aug 29, 2017
Only in Trumpistan is Hillary a ‘nasty woman’ but the KKK are ‘fine people’. https://t.co/LXSgH1Dyh8

@kinsmed Aug 29, 2017
Trumpistan, day 220. https://t.co/ynFSFjnqZX

@kinsmed Aug 30, 2017
YOU do the damned laundry… #YoureARealAdultWhen

@kinsmed Aug 30, 2017
Ride The Wild Coulter! #AwfulThemeParkIdeas

@kinsmed Aug 30, 2017
North Korean Wasteland #AwfulThemeParkIdeas

@kinsmed Aug 30, 2017
Trumpalooza #AwfulThemeParkIdeas

@kinsmed Aug 30, 2017
Let’s see cons tie themselves in knots trying to take both sides of this issue. https://t.co/jgu2I4pM6Q

@kinsmed Aug 30, 2017
Trumpistan, day 221. https://t.co/7rM9rY3X3a

@kinsmed Aug 30, 2017
… umm… hold on, I’ll think of something…
#KidsAreOnlyGoodFor

@kinsmed Aug 31, 2017
Um… you guys haven’t created any content in a while. Try it. You might like it!

@kinsmed Aug 31, 2017
1.Unquestioning loyalty. 2.Get fired when you do the right thing.
#NewWhiteHouseJobRequirements

@kinsmed Aug 31, 2017
Sure. Cut a regulation. Just coincidence that a TX factory then blows up. https://t.co/iXqbOcCSn7

@kinsmed Aug 31, 2017
For being such a ‘lousy’ program… the GOP sure has a hard time killing it. https://t.co/VKJqQN6q5y

@kinsmed Aug 31, 2017
Mob Dick #RuinABookTitleInOneLetter

@kinsmed Aug 31, 2017
Tale Of Two… (never mind) #RuinABookTitleInOneLetter

@kinsmed Sep 9, 2017
Did I miss it? When do we start the War on Christmas?

@kinsmed Sep 9, 2017
Acute myocardial lasagna #3WordCauseOfDeath

@kinsmed Sep 9, 2017
Stay in Houston #3WordCauseOfDeath

@kinsmed Sep 9, 2017
Carrot-Top went outside #3WordCauseOfDeath

@kinsmed Sep 10, 2017
Lalalalala, the Kochs gave me a stupid amount of money, lalalalala… https://t.co/4Vgf3peBBw

@kinsmed Sep 10, 2017
See how easy that was? https://t.co/Ny2Cbe2TYm

@kinsmed Sep 10, 2017
Trumpistan, day 230. https://t.co/Ps69yWI55l

@kinsmed Sep 11, 2017
Head On! apply directly to the forehead! https://t.co/9QTjbMOJ7R

@kinsmed Sep 11, 2017
Trumpistan, day 231. https://t.co/kahYVAkwug

@kinsmed Sep 11, 2017
Gutsy. Raises my estimation of Texas gals. https://t.co/C3CSk8ZP26

@kinsmed Sep 11, 2017
Trumpistan, day 232. https://t.co/bvvuHLANNg

@kinsmed Sep 12, 2017
Trumpistan, day 233. https://t.co/EBSj5Owqwv

@kinsmed Sep 12, 2017
What if… what if every other country expelled their US ex-pats?

@kinsmed Sep 12, 2017
Where’s your cape? #StupidQuestionsForJesus

@kinsmed Sep 12, 2017
Trumpistan, day 234. https://t.co/AZesNt7e1f

@kinsmed Sep 12, 2017
It’s Only Love-20. #TennisSongs

@kinsmed Sep 12, 2017
Gonna Racket This Town #TennisSongs

@kinsmed Sep 12, 2017
Grunt! (For My Love) #TennisSongs

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
https://t.co/ykXIvcXoMu

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
I remember this world… https://t.co/B9hVMpK99O

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
Trumpistan, day 234. https://t.co/0Y5C8SJmk5

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
And I Love Her-oin #ProblemsForSongs

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
Deep Purple Bruises #ProblemsForSongs

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
Don’t Pay The Pheromone. #ProblemsForSongs

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
“Drain The Swamp”, part 235. Ahhh, can you smell the #MAGA
? https://t.co/Gafmg3Dxeu

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
The Good, The Bad, and the Really Nice Personality #PositiveSpinMovies

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
Goshzilla #PositiveSpinMovies

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
All The President’s Memes #PositiveSpinMovies

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
Pop quiz time, Mr. President; was Heather Heyer a good person? Or a bad person?

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
Boehner once said he got 97, 98% of what he wanted from Obama. What Dem has ever said as much of The Don? https://t.co/0nHLKbpxZP

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
Let’s ignore that the South consumes more porn, mostly gay. https://t.co/h8dYqYVH90

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
Time for realistic solutions… https://t.co/tAjmXnNmw5

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
Trumpistan, day 235. https://t.co/hVDPRLKdXh

@kinsmed Sep 13, 2017
#IfCellphonesDidntExist
But they do. That’s
#WhyImBroke

@kinsmed Sep 14, 2017
A corrupt president selects a corrupt Cabinet? I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you… https://t.co/GnJKnTQoa7

@kinsmed Sep 14, 2017
Y’know what, gonna be a pretty uneventful day. #RejectedHoroscopes

@kinsmed Sep 14, 2017
Strangely enough, this exact same thing is gonna happen to 1/12th of the people. #RejectedHoroscopes

@kinsmed Sep 14, 2017
You, you reading this right now, you’re gonna get stupid rich. #RejectedHoroscopes

@kinsmed Sep 14, 2017
Trumpistan, day 236. https://t.co/sbzexbvuvY

@kinsmed Sep 14, 2017
Jesus of Nazareth… go back to where you came from! Jews will not replace us! https://t.co/IuM39z0Y2F

@kinsmed Oct 10, 2017
“‘Scuse me, are you my 2:30 am visitation?” #LameWaysToHauntSomeone

@kinsmed Oct 10, 2017
Huh? Oh, yeah… wooooOOO…(hacking cough) #LameWaysToHauntSomeone

@kinsmed Oct 10, 2017
Ask your Trumpette friend, ‘what year was America Great’? Then show them this history; https://t.co/5nizsi1mLY

@kinsmed Oct 10, 2017
Someone is denying they lost the Cold War. https://t.co/QFYn3oCNt4

@kinsmed Oct 10, 2017
Trumpistan, day 263. https://t.co/pTbHQ0d1L0

@kinsmed Oct 10, 2017
“Lock him up, God DAMMIT! Lock him up, God DAMMIT! Lock him up, God DAMMIT! Lock him up, God DAMMIT!…” https://t.co/Oky4XIZDCy

@kinsmed Oct 11, 2017
Free plane rides… for me. Widespread division… for you. #AfterYouElectMe

@kinsmed Oct 11, 2017
This guy GENUINELY thinks he is a dictator. Why don’t we?!! https://t.co/fI75rfs7rs

@kinsmed Oct 11, 2017
“…people should look into it” You mean… THE PRESS? https://t.co/B6fIaySAgp

@kinsmed Oct 11, 2017
…and I wish I could wake up.
#ILookAtTheWorld

@kinsmed Oct 11, 2017
Trumpistan, day 264. https://t.co/QlQvu4G7VZ

@kinsmed Oct 12, 2017
Trumpistan, day 265. https://t.co/eceDCmuNf6

@kinsmed Oct 12, 2017
Lots of money for solo plane rides, though. https://t.co/7yZ91pFXs7

@kinsmed Oct 13, 2017
The next attacks on mosques are Trump’s fault. https://t.co/dgytk8wh8x

@kinsmed Oct 13, 2017
No you don’t! You worship yourself! Hey, ‘holier-than-thou’, what is the 1st Commandment? https://t.co/wRok4CX1cz

@kinsmed Oct 14, 2017
Don’t need 280, my problems ain’t that weighty. I’m not such as exhortee, just give me 140. #MyTroublesThatRhyme

@kinsmed Oct 14, 2017
Sir, what are your terms for public speaking, say Nov10, 2018 or ’19, Tacoma, WA?

@kinsmed Oct 14, 2017
Trumpistan, day 266. https://t.co/4CL9RiWiqk

@kinsmed Oct 14, 2017
We’d be better off with email “scandals” instead. #IHateToAdmitItBut

@kinsmed Oct 15, 2017
Trumpistan, day 267. https://t.co/YQJcscRtKh

@kinsmed Oct 15, 2017
Trump is searching for bin Laden’s body to resurrect him. https://t.co/4vwdANhTJN

@kinsmed Oct 15, 2017
Man. For a guy who never met with the Russians… he sure marries a lot of them. https://t.co/sC5r2toXCt

@kinsmed Oct 15, 2017
Trumpistan, day 268. https://t.co/NbhvlxYvIr

@kinsmed Oct 15, 2017
Astonishing coincidence? Or shit we just better get used to? https://t.co/NpjsiXvUSr

@kinsmed Oct 16, 2017
By the time a rapist is caught, he has been emboldened dozens of times. https://t.co/bDdrj8gOvz

@kinsmed Oct 16, 2017
How’s that ‘draining of the swamp goin’ for ya’? https://t.co/WPvIwmuqM9

@kinsmed Oct 16, 2017
Home Depravement #MakeATVShowHorroriffic

@kinsmed Oct 16, 2017
Wills & Gross #MakeATVShowHorroriffic

@kinsmed Oct 16, 2017
SMASH #MakeATVShowHorroriffic

@kinsmed Oct 16, 2017
Trumpistan, day 269. https://t.co/5zAQwfKy5d

@kinsmed Oct 16, 2017
“How long, oh Lord. How long…” https://t.co/9tpYjurMAV

@kinsmed Oct 17, 2017
Three Men and A Uterus #RepublicanAMovie

@kinsmed Oct 17, 2017
Horton Hears A Hannity #RepublicanAMovie

@kinsmed Oct 17, 2017
Me, Myself, And Irate #RepublicanAMovie

@kinsmed Oct 17, 2017
The current situation is garbage. However… https://t.co/pcqtckUuWP

@kinsmed Oct 17, 2017
You have a rotten orange pumpkin. How do you get rid of it? #HalloweenMathProblems

@kinsmed Oct 17, 2017
Would love to hear this guy console a grieving mother, “I had a lot of fun in military academy. A lot of fun…” https://t.co/TwcMqBoJBS

@kinsmed Oct 17, 2017
Let’s see this load call the 1million grieving parents his Korean War would create. https://t.co/BHFEEanDcb

@kinsmed Oct 17, 2017
@WayneBrady
Are you staying in Tacoma on Dec 1st? My improv group meets that weekend. Jam, brother?

@kinsmed Oct 17, 2017
By ‘fight back’ he means start shopping for some foot x-rays. https://t.co/wrTN5DbTWP

@kinsmed Oct 17, 2017
@taylortomlinson
watched the Regan podcast. YOU were making everyone laugh the most.

@kinsmed Oct 17, 2017
Trumpistan, day 270. https://t.co/x0vNbUpGU6

@kinsmed Oct 18, 2017
Hasn’t Destroyed The World Yet; Give Him A Chance. #Trump2020ElectionSlogans

@kinsmed Oct 18, 2017
Nobody Has Better Words, It’s Bigly Sad. #Trump2020ElectionSlogans

@kinsmed Oct 18, 2017
Lot of Stuff Left To Be Broken Yet. #Trump2020ElectionSlogans

@kinsmed Oct 18, 2017
#NoMuslimBanEver
…unless you are saying your country is too fragile?

@kinsmed Oct 18, 2017
Trumpistan, day 271. https://t.co/Y0lRJfYGZL

@kinsmed Oct 19, 2017
“Yup. Everybody that isn’t mindlessly loyal to me is evil. ‘Cause I’ve never done anything wrong, huh?” https://t.co/j8rxfhUd7S

@kinsmed Oct 19, 2017
Conflict of interest indiscretion after indiscretion. And a GOP Congress criminally sits idly by. https://t.co/WV5wedMbcl

@kinsmed Oct 20, 2017
Trumpistan, day 272. https://t.co/xiLL4Injae

@kinsmed Oct 20, 2017
Witness the depths of Donny’s desperation, dredging up a flimsy story disproven years ago. https://t.co/oq25qlvCHb

@kinsmed Oct 20, 2017
Shore Circuit #TakeAFilmToTheBeach

@kinsmed Oct 20, 2017
Star Wharves #TakeAFilmToTheBeach

@kinsmed Oct 20, 2017
I, Rowboat #TakeAFilmToTheBeach

@kinsmed Oct 20, 2017
Amerika; we can kill dozens on military tv programs. We can’t say naughty words.

@kinsmed Oct 20, 2017
A nun with a spear through her head. #OnlyGiveThePunchline

@kinsmed Oct 20, 2017
No matter how disruptive your kids are… you still have to feed ’em. #UnlimitedScreaming

@kinsmed Oct 20, 2017
I guess the 2nd Amendment DOES supersede the 1st Amendment. https://t.co/u3eAr0F4DE

@kinsmed Oct 20, 2017
Shame on the left! They should bring guns and drive into protesters instead apparently. https://t.co/rOr4SECtOL

@kinsmed Oct 20, 2017
I once omitted a period. I agonize over that year. #MyDrunkenText

@kinsmed Oct 20, 2017
Trumpistan, day 273. https://t.co/u2qxU2vWkr

@kinsmed Oct 21, 2017
The difference is that The Don bragged about ‘moving on them like a bitch’. https://t.co/uDLa0l9yau

@kinsmed Oct 21, 2017
In my 20-year military career, I thought the military worked FOR the civilians. https://t.co/KsP5fYJ9wM

@kinsmed Oct 21, 2017
Trumpistan, day 274. https://t.co/2FV8n3gHam

@kinsmed Oct 21, 2017
Republican official ‘would have shot’ Guardian reporter attacked by Gianforte https://t.co/twYGhBceW9

@kinsmed Oct 22, 2017
White House Says It Is Unpatriotic to Offer Irrefutable Video Evidence That a General Lied. https://t.co/EUMc1Iqp7R

@kinsmed Oct 22, 2017
Heavy is the hand that breaks Ocare. https://t.co/7x5hzTvdRt

@kinsmed Oct 22, 2017
Trumpistan, day 275. https://t.co/MnnupGLmUP

@kinsmed Oct 22, 2017
Children will die horribly because the Koch’s won’t diversify their portfolios. https://t.co/t1sS6lGIGq

@kinsmed Oct 23, 2017
Easy to say after having these women sign an anti-defamation clause in exchange for the settlement. https://t.co/Ph0K1Cin1k

@kinsmed Oct 23, 2017
Trumpistan, day 276. https://t.co/hPxhw80KvY

@kinsmed Oct 24, 2017
A grenade without a pin. #ThingsITrustMorethanFOXNews

@kinsmed Oct 24, 2017
FOX is owned by an Australian! How American is THAT?!! https://t.co/Cdaegu8tUH

@kinsmed Oct 24, 2017
Pin The Tail On Anyone But The Prez. #TrumpDayCareActivities

@kinsmed Oct 24, 2017
Loyalty Ring Toss. #TrumpDayCareActivities

@kinsmed Oct 24, 2017
Take a 4-year nap. #TrumpDayCareActivities

@kinsmed Oct 24, 2017
Tic-Tac-Go. #TrumpDayCareActivities

@kinsmed Oct 24, 2017
Don’t need it. #WhyIDontHave280

@kinsmed Oct 24, 2017
Trumpistan, day 277. https://t.co/JhfAhMBgXC

@kinsmed Oct 24, 2017
Foxin’ Friends #MakeATVShowStupid

@kinsmed Oct 24, 2017
The O’Reilly Fatuous #MakeATVShowStupid

@kinsmed Oct 24, 2017
The Sean Hannity Shill #MakeATVShowStupid

@kinsmed Oct 24, 2017
Trump: As I watch this soldier’s casket being lowered, I can’t help but notice his wife is now single. https://t.co/zVyz282bd0

@kinsmed Oct 25, 2017
Trumpistan, day 278. https://t.co/DGlxJWKZb1

@kinsmed Oct 26, 2017
If anyone is casting for the next Bond villain… https://t.co/oNmyWA445T

@kinsmed Oct 27, 2017
Trumpistan, day 279. https://t.co/DeZvmw4DIs

@kinsmed Oct 27, 2017
To call the FreeB a rag is an insult to rags. And now… https://t.co/AEWpxcj110

@kinsmed Oct 27, 2017
@Thom_Hartmann
Wanna guess who’s the first to go to #DrainTheSwamp? https://t.co/CpiGqz426c

@kinsmed Oct 27, 2017
Earth, Wind, and Eternal Damnation. #SpookySingers

@kinsmed Oct 27, 2017
Chicaghoul #SpookySingers

@kinsmed Oct 27, 2017
Sly & the Family Headstone #SpookySingers

@kinsmed Oct 27, 2017
I opened Uber… and it thought I was pulling into Burning Man. In late October.

@kinsmed Oct 28, 2017
Trumpistan, day 280. https://t.co/ECyjq9q8gl

@kinsmed Oct 28, 2017
When did white lives NOT matter?

@kinsmed Oct 28, 2017
Trumpistan, day 281. https://t.co/2Kg2kthYA0

@kinsmed Oct 29, 2017
“I think women should be treated equally.” #PersonalAdsDoomedToFail

@kinsmed Oct 29, 2017
“Will you be my new mommy?” #PersonalAdsDoomedToFail

@kinsmed Oct 29, 2017
“I seek a seventh wife so I can have one for each day of the week.” #PersonalAdsDoomedToFail

@kinsmed Oct 29, 2017
I’m bigly yuge. Sad. #FakeBigfootFacts

@kinsmed Oct 29, 2017
Yeah, how come nobody says ‘lock her up’, until Trump screws up yet again?

@kinsmed Oct 29, 2017
Trumpistan, day 282. https://t.co/oPK1IUyqy7

@kinsmed Oct 30, 2017
Astonishing when you notice how many sources cry ‘fake’ that are themselves fake.

@kinsmed Oct 30, 2017
When you are fleeing press you are no longer answering America. https://t.co/sSKIZb4mPx

@kinsmed Oct 30, 2017
Trumpistan, day 283. https://t.co/rKjpRZJcLU

@kinsmed Oct 31, 2017
Trumpistan, day 284. https://t.co/PxigYj3F2n

@kinsmed Nov 1, 2017
@TrumpWatch
Stop re-Tweeting fake accounts. There are plenty of bonafide accounts. Let’s not stoop to con subterfuge.

@kinsmed Nov 2, 2017
Trumpistan, day 285. https://t.co/ylluATTAg6

@kinsmed Nov 2, 2017
I’d be doing the Wilhelm Scream. #IfIWereInStarWars

@kinsmed Nov 2, 2017
#SeinfeldTaughtMe
that I am sponge-worthy. True story.

@kinsmed Nov 2, 2017
Trumpistan, day 286. https://t.co/uld3NFJNkr

@kinsmed Nov 3, 2017
The Don; PTSD sufferer wanders away?, death penalty. Draft dodger? Become president. https://t.co/BWpZPhVwZA

@kinsmed Nov 3, 2017
Smoked Hamilton #AutumnMusicals

@kinsmed Nov 3, 2017
Trumpistan, day 287. https://t.co/5JRG0xHDgX

@kinsmed Nov 4, 2017
Trumpistan, day 288. https://t.co/zNrkUh7G37

@kinsmed Nov 6, 2017
Trumpistan, day 289. https://t.co/dAd9v12tgg

@kinsmed Nov 6, 2017
The GOP is the party of ‘Thoughts and Prayers’. Any wonder they can’t get anything done? https://t.co/yM5IRs2g0q

@kinsmed Nov 6, 2017
Large men, small weird ball, they bump their heads or something. #ExplainFootballPoorly

@kinsmed Nov 6, 2017
Flip off the president and you’ll get fired. However… https://t.co/6eOiNZ3jkt

@kinsmed Nov 6, 2017
“The 80 additional names submitted by Merrill resulted from scanning errors in Merrill’s office…” https://t.co/WlOTWk0TF9

@kinsmed Nov 6, 2017
Trumpistan, day 290. https://t.co/ZOYSailv3i

@kinsmed Nov 7, 2017
#NewProposedCurrencies
the Trump. For every one you spend, a ruble goes to Putin.

@kinsmed Nov 7, 2017
This is bullshit. #280characters

@kinsmed Nov 7, 2017
American Emoji #SmartphoneMovies

@kinsmed Nov 7, 2017
The Postman Always Texts Twice #SmartphoneMovies

@kinsmed Nov 7, 2017
Followers for Algernon #SmartphoneMovies

@kinsmed Nov 7, 2017
Trumpistan, day 291. https://t.co/tmBOAL8xtH

@kinsmed Nov 8, 2017
Trumpistan, day 292. https://t.co/MTxnPDvU0t

@kinsmed Nov 8, 2017
Here’s how much a GOP-controlled Congress supports vets. https://t.co/wcwKIqNwWA

@kinsmed Nov 9, 2017
Is it too soon to talk about what Cain did to Abel? @JohnFugelsang

@kinsmed Nov 9, 2017
#ThingsWillBeBetterIf
we had a Supreme Court that had a foot in the 21st Century, instead of the 19th.

@kinsmed Nov 9, 2017
Christians; a follower broke a law? We must forgive. You feel ‘different’ from others? BURN IN DAMNATION! https://t.co/RPjGmkX01z

@kinsmed Nov 9, 2017
Trumpistan, day 293. https://t.co/JZmpKE9R4W

@kinsmed Nov 11, 2017
Trumpistan, day 294. https://t.co/URNKNWRE69

@kinsmed Nov 11, 2017
Trumpistan, day 295. https://t.co/wF52xIj8qt

@kinsmed Nov 12, 2017
Trumpistan, day 296. https://t.co/dIUITq26yl

@kinsmed Nov 13, 2017
Trumpistan, day 297. https://t.co/CE0WVXxCOn

@kinsmed Nov 13, 2017
Waddaya mean Pumpkin Spice isn’t year ’round?!! #BadTimesToFreakOut

@kinsmed Nov 13, 2017
Now YOUR glass has a little more milk! #BadTimesToFreakOut

@kinsmed Nov 13, 2017
“No, I swear to God, I thought you were pregnant!” #BadTimesToFreakOut

@kinsmed Nov 14, 2017
What’s that annual #firstdouchebagChristmasadvertiser
award I give? This year? Kohl’s

@kinsmed Nov 15, 2017
Roy Moore accused by 4 girls; lying sluts. Abandoned by GOP; a rebel! Banned by a mall and YMCA: uhhh… https://t.co/q3r9RmGu1q

@kinsmed Nov 15, 2017
“Lock her, lock her up, lock her up” is the new ‘pay no attention to the man behind the administration’.

@kinsmed Nov 15, 2017
Trumpistan, day 298. https://t.co/RsnOXJpwUA

@kinsmed Nov 15, 2017
If this had happened on Obama’s watch, he’d be labeled a drug kingpin. But as everybody knows- The Don is the best at everything. https://t.co/G7SZ6HEONN

@kinsmed Nov 16, 2017
Trumpistan, day 299. https://t.co/ufL3N3VTiS

@kinsmed Nov 16, 2017
The Quick and the Fed #GovernmentTVandMovies

@kinsmed Nov 16, 2017
Justice Leave #GovernmentTVandMovies

@kinsmed Nov 16, 2017
Nightmare on Elm Street, USA; Freddie Mac #GovernmentTVandMovies

@kinsmed Nov 16, 2017
I gave up on getting a clearance because it was such a pain. Guess I just need to be related to The Don. https://t.co/vDKfz8uOkk

@kinsmed Nov 16, 2017
Trumpistan, day freakin’ 300! https://t.co/RZWJjQsoxU

@kinsmed Nov 17, 2017
Shameless nepotism, fraud university, 16 harassment claims, 4000 suits for non-payment after service… #BlameHillaryForEverything

@kinsmed Nov 17, 2017
Do you remember this? Or the non-stop Trump bloviation coverage? https://t.co/geu0bkjq3v

@kinsmed Nov 17, 2017
50 First Bastes #AddATurkeyToAFilm

@kinsmed Nov 17, 2017
Faster, Pussycat! Carve! Carve! #AddATurkeyToAFilm

@kinsmed Nov 17, 2017
Just Us? Legs #AddATurkeyToAFilm

@kinsmed Nov 17, 2017
I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won’t Do… #PollsForSongs

@kinsmed Nov 17, 2017
Trumpistan, day 301. https://t.co/8WS4yatcNs

@kinsmed Nov 18, 2017
What if I were to say “Merry Christmas” AND “how ’bout that geographically co-located professional athletic franchise, huh”?

@kinsmed Nov 18, 2017
Another turkey, alive. #BadThingsToStuffInATurkey

@kinsmed Nov 18, 2017
Trumpistan, day 302. https://t.co/jD3kPewM22

@kinsmed Nov 19, 2017
#ThingsPoliticiansShouldntSay
“I’m the healthiest president ever.” …then be the only one using a cart at the G7.

@kinsmed Nov 19, 2017
“…days before… Trump obliterated an Obama-era policy that helped state & local governments prepare for catastrophic flooding… https://t.co/VLHBvfUoAt

@kinsmed Nov 25, 2017
Nair #RuinAMusicallnOneLetter

@kinsmed Nov 25, 2017
42nd Streep #RuinAMusicallnOneLetter

@kinsmed Nov 25, 2017
Couth Pacific #RuinAMusicallnOneLetter

@kinsmed Nov 25, 2017
Trumpistan, day 309. https://t.co/g5m0BiHUr6

@kinsmed Nov 27, 2017
Insists on challenge and password before ‘perimeter infiltration’. #SignsYoureMarriedToASpy

@kinsmed Nov 27, 2017
“…combat the lies and deceipt of the liberal MSM…” So many things wrong with this; https://t.co/4Rvataqu1z

@kinsmed Nov 27, 2017
Trumpistan, day 310. https://t.co/EqVIifBzqB

@kinsmed Nov 28, 2017
TRumpistan, day 311. https://t.co/BCHPYus4NN

@kinsmed Nov 28, 2017
Sell your body… to science. #BadWaysToGetOutOfDebt

@kinsmed Nov 28, 2017
Invest in buggy whips. #BadWaysToGetOutOfDebt

@kinsmed Nov 28, 2017
Ask ‘Vito the Gravedigger’ for a loan. #BadWaysToGetOutOfDebt

@kinsmed Nov 28, 2017
Las Vegas; 59 people, #59days, 0 changes. TX church; 28 people, 28 days, 0 changes. I’ve now done more than Congress on this.

@kinsmed Nov 28, 2017
Trumpistan, day 312. https://t.co/CdguL8iV1T

@kinsmed Nov 29, 2017
Remember the good old days when the GOP complained about death panels… instead of being one? https://t.co/7SJNsrdzML

@kinsmed Nov 29, 2017
Trumpistan, day 313. https://t.co/s3dioTQFjG

@kinsmed Nov 30, 2017
…the Rasmussen Poll is conservative-leaning https://t.co/SgDBo2PqQW

@kinsmed Nov 30, 2017
Trumpistan, day 314. https://t.co/HDc05eLSMk

@kinsmed Dec 1, 2017
Papadopoulos; guilty. Flynn; guilty. It ain’t a swamp… it’s quicksand.

@kinsmed Dec 1, 2017
God Blast You Jury Mentalmen #TrumpCarols

@kinsmed Dec 1, 2017
Silent Night ‘Cause Only I Have The Best Words Really, Everybody Says So… #TrumpCarols

@kinsmed Dec 1, 2017
Deck The Halls With Indictments #TrumpCarols

@kinsmed Dec 1, 2017
Trumpistan, day 315. https://t.co/dVDFVu9iNR

@kinsmed Dec 2, 2017
It only took ten months, but Trump finally did something… for himself. https://t.co/sXVFFfihiq

@kinsmed Dec 2, 2017
A list of names you can buy for 30 pieces of silver. https://t.co/DvI5wQOu62

@kinsmed Dec 2, 2017
The Big Bag Theory #SitcomsForCats

@kinsmed Dec 2, 2017
House of Claws #SitcomsForCats

@kinsmed Dec 2, 2017
No Person Of Interest #SitcomsForCats

@kinsmed Dec 2, 2017
Trumpistan, day 316. https://t.co/IyNniG8sUk

@kinsmed Dec 3, 2017
Trumpistan, day 317. https://t.co/Yt4qP3f22H

@kinsmed Dec 4, 2017
Don’t ever let the GOP again claim to be the party of ‘family values’. https://t.co/crg5Bg8ccD

@kinsmed Dec 4, 2017
Trumpistan, day 318. https://t.co/F3dbnTns2B

@kinsmed Dec 4, 2017
@TrumpWatch
Heads up; I use the ‘Favorite’ button as a bookmark. Hopefully it doesn’t affect you and you don’t care.

@kinsmed Dec 4, 2017
If you have ever given money to the RNC… you’ve funded pedophilia advocacy. https://t.co/wkUkQS80xN

@kinsmed Dec 5, 2017
Oh my God. The State Of The Union…

@kinsmed Dec 5, 2017
The Big Bash Theory #MakeATVShowFestive

@kinsmed Dec 5, 2017
#MAGA https://t.co/hwhD5S6BtS

@kinsmed Dec 5, 2017
This is what passes for scandal in Washington State… https://t.co/f3L4xSgq66

@kinsmed Dec 5, 2017
Trumpistan, day 319. https://t.co/HH15smXtWp

@kinsmed Dec 6, 2017
#YouDontBelongOnTwitterIf
you need over 140 characters to get a simple message across, I mean, look at the ones I’m wasting and still under.

@kinsmed Dec 6, 2017
The difference between scientists and politicians; scientists never stop learning. https://t.co/ViKvWnyWOw

@kinsmed Dec 6, 2017
#CutTheRate
because corps might have to pay taxes WHILE getting taxpayer subsidies. Hey, lobbyists gotta eat.

@kinsmed Dec 6, 2017
GOP now on record saying Trump is just fine. https://t.co/euRP41Q0n1

@kinsmed Dec 6, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 320. https://t.co/M228EVT5Bw

@kinsmed Dec 6, 2017
You ever say, y’know, I’m gonna let the world fall apart a little bit today. Then you say it the next day…

@kinsmed Dec 8, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 321. https://t.co/a7AE2vk3TU

@kinsmed Dec 8, 2017
BREAKING NEWS – dateline; Hell, Alabama… Uh, Roy? Guy with a beard wants to talk to you. https://t.co/im6rbbUrOB

@kinsmed Dec 9, 2017
A rabid wolverine. #ThingsITrustMoreThanFoxNews

@kinsmed Dec 9, 2017
Riding trains with a scheduled derailment. #ThingsITrustMoreThanFoxNews

@kinsmed Dec 9, 2017
Letting my kid drive the Zamboni. #ThingsITrustMoreThanFoxNews

@kinsmed Dec 9, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 322. https://t.co/5GGUI3f8Ks

@kinsmed Dec 9, 2017
Trying to imagine what the GOP would say if this was during Obama… https://t.co/eKwUoyBpSr
via @bi_contributors

@kinsmed Dec 9, 2017
Trumpistan, day 323. https://t.co/AGrAJr4DnX

@kinsmed Dec 10, 2017
Need to waste some time on snotty baseless opinions? Google “meanings of piercings”.

@kinsmed Dec 10, 2017
Unpresidented. https://t.co/TCrj6nQHd8

@kinsmed Dec 10, 2017
This was, like, the 3rd question I was asked when getting a clearance. https://t.co/TXwbF2wuFr

@kinsmed Dec 11, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 324. https://t.co/WceoHFa2YE

@kinsmed Dec 11, 2017
Think the Rooskies are acting in your best interest? https://t.co/gUmu24ifYu

@kinsmed Dec 11, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 325. https://t.co/AgWjsVC9aM

@kinsmed Dec 11, 2017
On, Mangy! On, Pedo! On Igor and Jesus! On, Spock! On Tallulah! On Ed and Stinky! #OddReindeerNames

@kinsmed Dec 12, 2017
#Alabama
voters to Roy Moore; “…you and the horse you rode in on”.

@kinsmed Dec 12, 2017
Did you want to explain to our grandkids that our sexual offender president endorsed a pedophile senator?

@kinsmed Dec 13, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 326. https://t.co/LEhNLfzyUg

@kinsmed Dec 13, 2017
A year’s supply of Altoids, for God’s sake. #PassiveAggressivePresents

@kinsmed Dec 13, 2017
The home version of Wheel Of Fortune, ’cause you need to get a clue. #PassiveAggressivePresents

@kinsmed Dec 13, 2017
Well. Another damned tie, huh? #PassiveAggressivePresents

@kinsmed Dec 13, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 327. https://t.co/zBnHqihjj5

@kinsmed Dec 14, 2017
“Oh, what a night, sleet September back in ’63…” #AddSnowRuinAnything

@kinsmed Dec 14, 2017
Fast and Flurrious #AddSnowRuinAnything

@kinsmed Dec 14, 2017
When Hoary Met Snowy #AddSnowRuinAnything

@kinsmed Dec 14, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 328. https://t.co/BZSxU6RYO0

@kinsmed Dec 15, 2017
Looking forward to the Human Torch and Captain America reunion. https://t.co/XP1GQKYbAB
via @io9

@kinsmed Dec 15, 2017
Or just admit there’s no chance you’d even get re-elected. https://t.co/TKQXkfPiBs

@kinsmed Dec 15, 2017
Pop quiz; how soon before GOP forgets 20 shattered children’s bodies? https://t.co/eMnIsWPbcs

@kinsmed Dec 15, 2017
It is always too soon to talk about innocence lost., day 329. https://t.co/DvmO58nHJG

@kinsmed Dec 16, 2017
Shrimp-fed pork-rinds. #UnusualHanukkahPresents

@kinsmed Dec 16, 2017
“He took the Who-pudding! He took the roast beast!” #ThingsThatMakeTrumpSmile

@kinsmed Dec 16, 2017
You can’t complain about ineffective civil servants AND restrict them. #CDC7words
https://t.co/7O44N1drV0

@kinsmed Dec 16, 2017
Harry Potter and the Cursed Orange Opposum #AbsurdHarryPotterTitles

@kinsmed Dec 17, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 330. https://t.co/Z21cmQ9dJw

@kinsmed Dec 17, 2017
Contains 68% of your US Recommended Daily Allowance of vitamins. #FakeAlcoholFacts

@kinsmed Dec 17, 2017
Remember in Obama’s first year, Boehner crowed he got 98% of what he wanted, then refused phone-calls & voted against him on everything. https://t.co/WBuQsHM4vC

@kinsmed Dec 17, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 331. https://t.co/NeFeKN2gaw

@kinsmed Dec 18, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 332. https://t.co/Zst5UaSUih

@kinsmed Dec 18, 2017
This despite DoD claiming climate change is a national security threat. https://t.co/kAzVbZjoBy

@kinsmed Dec 19, 2017
Girls Just Wanna Have Fudge #Edible80sSongs

@kinsmed Dec 19, 2017
With Or Without Chew #Edible80sSongs

@kinsmed Dec 19, 2017
Tainted Lox #Edible80sSongs

@kinsmed Dec 19, 2017
The easiest, most accountable way to #MAGA
… is now gone. https://t.co/kPWtVxTY9R

@kinsmed Dec 19, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 333. https://t.co/8RzCRqzPOj

@kinsmed Dec 19, 2017
Here Comes Insanity Clause #MessUpAChristmasSong

@kinsmed Dec 19, 2017
Oh, Holy Crap #MessUpAChristmasSong

@kinsmed Dec 19, 2017
It Came Upon A Midnight Queer #MessUpAChristmasSong

@kinsmed Dec 20, 2017
…ooooh, the Koch Bros. ain’t gonna like this. Welp, better buy even MORE politicians. https://t.co/5gUECvoOJ0

@kinsmed Dec 20, 2017
Preventing Americans from voting. #MyHotButtonVotingIssue

@kinsmed Dec 20, 2017
I’m Dreaming Of A Chai Tea Christmas #HipsterXmasSong
I might not be sure what a hipster is.

@kinsmed Dec 20, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 334. https://t.co/31tYgAafsC

@kinsmed Dec 20, 2017
Another Christmas in Kuwait? #My4WordXmasNightmare

@kinsmed Dec 20, 2017
Who Child Dis, Yo? #NativityPopMusic

@kinsmed Dec 21, 2017
Don’t let somebody else tell you… https://t.co/3O6xrwJxx4

@kinsmed Dec 21, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 335. https://t.co/XHdvjX0X7V

@kinsmed Dec 22, 2017
Wait a minutes… another conservative mouthpiece… peddling FAKE NEWS? https://t.co/ZreC2UPUje

@kinsmed Dec 22, 2017
S Korea fired 249 warning shots at a group of reinforced, swarming Chinese fishing ships https://t.co/OSG4GU2DqJ

@kinsmed Dec 22, 2017
#HalfAssTheHolidayBy
“A big, beautiful tax cut (pay no attention to next year’s gift).”

@kinsmed Dec 22, 2017
#HalfAssTheHolidayBy
“Well… this stuff looks kinda like nog…”

@kinsmed Dec 22, 2017
HalfAssTheHolidayBy
“Tannenbroom, O Tannenbroom…”

@kinsmed Dec 22, 2017
#HalfAssTheHolidayBy
I’ll Be Home For Christmas… (so leave me alone)

@kinsmed Dec 22, 2017
Has anyone ever seen Margot Robbie and Jaime Pressly in the same room?

@kinsmed Dec 22, 2017
Silent Night, I’m Out Of Sight #ChristmasSongbreakuptext

@kinsmed Dec 22, 2017
God Rest You Merry Gentlemen, ‘Cause Now You’ve Got a Sore #ChristmasSongbreakuptext

@kinsmed Dec 22, 2017
I’ll Be Home For Christmas, You Not So Much. #ChristmasSongbreakuptext

@kinsmed Dec 22, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 336. https://t.co/rZi8scilIy

@kinsmed Dec 23, 2017
2 Boho Girls #SecondHandTVShows

@kinsmed Dec 23, 2017
Grey’s Attic #SecondHandTVShows

@kinsmed Dec 23, 2017
The Bell Bottom Theory #SecondHandTVShows

@kinsmed Dec 23, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 337. https://t.co/fMJUMpFxnp

@kinsmed Dec 24, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 338. https://t.co/BlkB4iPtSj

@kinsmed Dec 25, 2017
The people that insist on saying Merry Christmas leave you no money for presents.

@kinsmed Dec 25, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 339. https://t.co/oHEtaD8gId

@kinsmed Dec 25, 2017
Snowballs #UnlikelySantaSnack

@kinsmed Dec 26, 2017
@BestPartof2017ForMe; let’s all say it together… “THE END!”

@kinsmed Dec 26, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 340. https://t.co/ubQPEiIcSt

@kinsmed Dec 26, 2017
Dances With Gloves #BoxingTVandMovies

@kinsmed Dec 27, 2017
98 Subpoenas #UnwantedBoyBandNames

@kinsmed Dec 27, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 341. https://t.co/9FudGmJviR

@kinsmed Dec 28, 2017
Think this through, Cowboy Roy. Will this make you MORE likeable? Or LESS? https://t.co/2svjXvuOmo

@kinsmed Dec 28, 2017
Dearest Martha, how I profoundly miss your Yahoo… #TextsFromTheOldenDays

@kinsmed Dec 28, 2017
As I feared, the children have succumbed to a horrible case of Reddit. #TextsFromTheOldenDays

@kinsmed Dec 28, 2017
“It was not uncommon from sailors to emerge from bordellos with an advanced stage of “the Blaze”. #TextsFromTheOldenDays

@kinsmed Dec 28, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 342. https://t.co/MwwbzOGtkz

@kinsmed Dec 29, 2017
By the way, I have seven entries to chose from for #Trumpistan
today. So far…

@kinsmed Dec 29, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 343. https://t.co/m23J6visrp

@kinsmed Dec 30, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 344. https://t.co/d0LRfwcNoz

@kinsmed Dec 31, 2017
The president refused to play golf and instead Make America Great Again. #Fake2017Facts

@kinsmed Dec 31, 2017
I just donated to @Wikipedia
. Support free knowledge!

@kinsmed Dec 31, 2017
#Trumpistan, day 345. https://t.co/bTteCdCKIm